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“Romance and Cigarettes”: The oddest little movie you'll never see

Last weekend, I stumbled across a strange little movie that is likely not playing at a theater near you. (Unless you live in New York. Then it's playing at the Quad Cinema.) The movie, Romance and Cigarettes, was written and directed by John Turturro and has what may be the best ensemble cast in the history of weird little independent movies.

James Gandolfini plays the lead, and his odd best friend is Steve Buscemi. His wife is Susan Sarandon.

His girlfriend is Kate Winslet.

His daughters are Mandy Moore and Mary-Louise Parker.

And Aida Turturro is daughter number three ... but she may not be his biological daughter. (It's a little confusing.)

His mother is Elaine Stritch.

And his crazy neighbor is Amy Sedaris.

Seriously, does it get much better than this?

The cast is what makes the movie amazing. What makes it weird is a bunch of things, most significantly the format. Turturro calls the movie a “working class opera.” The story is fairly straightforward — Gandolfini incurs the wrath of his wife and daughters when they learn of his affair, and he must figure out what he wants as he deals with major life changes. The odd part is that the characters express their inner lives via elaborate song-and-dance routines. Some of it is singing, and some is lip-synching. If you don't know it's coming, the first number, “Lonely Is a Man Without Love,” comes as a bit of a shock.

As a general rule, I like movies to be linear and grounded in a consistent reality. (It can be fantasy, but there needs to be a logical order.) However, I find that I'm OK with things getting surreal when Kate Winslet enters the picture. (Heavenly Creatures, anyone?) Enjoying this movie requires just letting go and accepting it for all its strangeness — and ignoring details such as Aida Turturro and Mary-Louise Parker playing James Gandolfini and Susan Sarandon's daughters. (Mary-Louise Parker's age in the movie is a little hard to peg. She's got this disaffected adolescent thing going on — and she may say “I'm gay” in the midst of a chaotic scene.)

Essentially, it seems like John Turturro called up a bunch of his talented friends and said, “Hey, let's make this weird little movie I thought up while working on Barton Fink!” And they all said, “Sure!”

Check out the trailer to get a small taste of Romance and Cigarettes:



Then make a note to look for it on DVD in a few months.

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  • pfl's picture

    how bizarre!

    it has too many beautiful women in it to pass up. omg, Amy Sedaris! *swoon*
    trihardist's picture

    And . . .

    And Jon Voight . . . And Eddie Izzard . . . seriously, I think you might be right about the casting on this film, Ace.

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    TheWeyrd1's picture

    Not Jon Voight...

    I think that was Christopher Walken...
    Ace14's picture

    Christopher Walken

    It was Christopher Walken. And I also didn't mention Bobby Cannavale.
    mbth98's picture

    Seriously, awesome

    I've been waiting for this movie for YEARS. Years. Please get released on dvd asap.

     Also- so so great that Mandy's "Candy" is playing during the trailer, HA!

    Charmed71's picture

    Great Movie

    OMG I saw this movie at the Savannah Film Festival and it was soooooooooooo good. I went into the theatre knowing nothing about it t all but was suprisingly amused by it. The cast is hilarious. Afterwards they had the producer do a Q & A and someone asked the question...how did they get kate winslet, who is known for being all prim and proper to talk like she did in the movie. His response....that was the only thing that wasnt in the script....meaning....if u saw it....that kate winslet has a very dirty mind. ha. I have some video of the Q & A session if anyone wants me to upload them or something.

    I definatly recommend this movie. It was FANTASTIC!

    -Lori
    Kaytiana's picture

    I've had this on DVD for

    I've had this on DVD for ages, I guess it got a UK release before an American one.  It's great fun, I always love Winslet.  It's great that they just randomly burst into song!
    bbkf101's picture

    Does mandy moore really have

    Does mandy moore really have to sing in every single movie she's in?? I don't have anything against her singing but it seems that they always try to force the storyline to suit her. Trailer looks good!!
    notshane's picture

    Amy Sedaris

    DO people know she just won a Quill Award for a book she wrote? Not that I know anything about her, either as an author or an actress. But her acceptance speech was funny!
    BrownEyedGirl's picture

    Kate Winslet? Prim and Proper???

    Nahh.

    I think maybe she sometimes comes across that way because of her accent but trust me, i've seen her on talk shows in the UK. She can hold her own against bad mouthed boys...

     Ricky Gervais (the creator of the office) did a series called Extras. And believe me the language she comes out with on that show is FAR from prim

    LOL 

    ~I've been watching your world from afar, I've been trying to be where you are, I've been secretly falling apart...~

    thatgirloverthere's picture

    Had potential to be great

    It's been on DVD in the UK for quite a while now, I saw it earlier in the year I think. It's got a really good premise and starts out very well, I loved the first half. Unfortunately it's fallen apart by the end due to a descent into the land soapish rubbish, shame I think it could have been brilliant.

    brazen's picture

    is it drama/songs

    in the same vein as "Blackpool"?

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