Oh, right, she'd be more coherent

Us magazine reports that Courtney Love may replace Paula Abdul on American Idol.

I was about to say that this sounds like a horrible idea, but maybe Courtney would actually be able to stand up to Simon. "Let me tell you, I've faced a real judge in a court of law, and I know ... " Nah, never mind: It's still a horrible idea. Maybe they'd do an all-Nirvana or all-Hole night though. Yep, still a horrible idea. (And I tried to find a "normal" picture of her, I swear. I gave up and went for weird.)