Big, um, shoes to fill

 
 

Elvira, as in Mistress of the Dark, has just made a deal with Fox to develop a reality show. The show will give Elvira wannabes the opportunity to do just that: Be Elvira. And who wouldn’t compete for the chance to “make appearances” as Elvira? I mean, it’s not like drag queens and trick-or-treaters do that every year.

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I’d be more interested in a “Where’s Elvira?” kind of show, because she can be difficult to pick out of a crowd when she’s not in costume.

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Yep, that’s her in the middle, looking as normal as can be. Losing the wig makes a big difference. It also helps to pose next to freaks like David Arquette and Paul Reubens.