GRO HAMMERSENG PITCHES WATCHES AND WE PITCH OTHER LESBIANS FOR AD CAMPAIGNS
Out handball champions Gro Hammerseng is appearing in new ads for Inex watches.
The pairing makes sense, since handball is all about timing, precision and accuracy. Also, who wouldn’t want to buy a watch from this lady?
It also got me thinking about other out women who use their star power to sell stuff. Ellen DeGeneres is easy, breezy for Cover Girl.Martina Navratilova famously drives a
Lesbaru Subaru. And we all know how much Leisha Hailey loves yogurt.
But there are a lot more lesbian celebrities who could be pitchwomen. Here are a few potential pairings. Take note, Madison Avenue, I think I’m onto something.
Rosie O’Donnell: Mad Libs
Because reading her blog is already like writing one.
Wanda Sykes: Depends
Because she will make you laugh so hard, you will pee your pants.
Portia De Rossi: Porsche
Because, really, it’s a no-brainer.
Rachel Maddow: LensCrafters
Because you too can look as smart as Rachel in under an hour.
Sheryl Swoopes: Scoops
Because who doesn’t like rhyming?
Jane Lynch: ADT Home Security Systems
Because nobody knows more about theft than the world’s greatest scene stealer?
— by Dorothy Snarker