Best. Lesbian. Week. Ever. (November 30, 2007)

 
 

IF THEY REALLY DO HOOK UP, COULD KRISTEN BELL PLEASE NARRATE THE LOVE SCENE?
Dorothy Snarker
tipped us off to a New York Post report that CW’s teen melodrama Gossip
Girl
may soon feature a "same-sex incident."

According to "network sources," the kiss will be between Blair (Leighton
Meester
) and her best friend (with benefits?), Serena (Blake
Lively
). No word on when this alleged kiss might happen, but the next
sweeps week is a safe bet, right?

To date there has been no official lesbian action on Gossip Girl,
but Sarah and Lori have had their collective eye on Blair and Serena for some
time now. In fact, they recently named them the “Best
Lesbian Couple That Isn’t
” in their vlog She Made Me Watch This!
In it, Sarah proclaimed that the two of them ooze chemistry and are "doing
everything but sleeping together!"

Want to decide for yourself? Check out Serena and Blair’s longing glances,
vengeful sneers and oops-I-ended-up-on-top-of-you smackdown (at field hockey
practice, no less!) in this fan video.

If any kissing actually happens, check back with us here at AfterEllen.com.
We’ll be sure to file an incident report.

THE U.S. VERSION WOULD REQUIRE MORE CLOTHING AND LESS "AUTHENTICITY"
On Dec. 5, Satisfaction,
a new show about female prostitutes, will debut on Australian cable television.
(Thanks to AE reader Connie42 for the tip!) It centers around the lives of six
women who work in a brothel, including a lesbian character, Heather, played
by Peta Sergeant.

Below is a photo of the cast:

The show is already making waves because it features full-frontal nudity and sexual fetishes, and because the sex scenes were reportedly shot in a "robust" manner in order to achieve maximum authenticity.

In addition to acting, Sergeant is also the singer for the band The Bellows, and as evidenced on their MySpace audio track "Supernatural," the woman has some pipes!

So if the unthinkable happens and playing a lesbian prostitute doesn’t immediately catapult her to international fame, Sergeant can always accentuate the rock star angle instead.

LESBIAN QUOTE OF THE WEEK

“You want to make me a lesbian? That’s fine with me. I’d love to have an affair
with Angelina! And there are other beautiful girls I like too — including
Charlize Theron, Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Alba!” — Hayden
Panettiere
(Heroes)

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