Best. Lesbian. Week. Ever. (March 23, 2007)

 
 

WHEN YOU CARE ENOUGH TO SEND THE VERY BEST LESBIAN
Everyone’s favorite lesbian comedian will be launching a line of American
Greetings
cards this summer. In a statement about this, Ellen said, "I
look at having a line of cards as another extension of being a host; helping
you wish your loved ones well, piggybacking on your birthday greetings. I like
to be up in the middle of everything and doing it this way is much easier than
crashing parties."

The collection will include 32 specially designed cards featuring illustrations
of the talk-show host cracking wise about birthdays, anniversaries and holidays;
offering words of friendship and encouragement; expressing get-well wishes and
thanks.

It will also include a new "For Those Very Special Gay Moments" collection
designed for gay and lesbian consumers, with cards that celebrate the happy
moments of gay life, such as coming out:

And the not-so-happy moments, such as getting dumped:

American Greetings stock rose $.08 on the news.

Coming next month: Rosie O’Donnell announces her own line of tube socks!

JACKIE AND REBECCA GET PHYSICAL
It’s the end of Jackie and Mimi on the
season two premiere
of Work
Out
, but the beginning of Jackie and … Rebecca? Jackie was bound to
hook up with one of her trainers, but Rebecca? Really?

If you’re going to go for the straight girls, Jackie, at least pick Erika or
Zen. As long as Erika isn’t allowed to talk.

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