Best. Lesbian. Week. Ever. (July 6, 2007)



Last Friday night, Sarah wrote a very
funny blog post
about a recent O’Reilly Factor segment on the
rampant proliferation of pink gun-wielding lesbian gangs in America who use
violence to achieve their nefarious goals, as well as recruit young girls into the
homosexual lifestyle. Even funnier were some of your comments, a few of which
I’m sharing here (commenter credited in parentheses):

150 lesbian gangs in the DC area??? Well, I know where I’m going on my next
vacation! :) (XSaraXPoeX)

My mom catches his show every day if she can. If she saw this today, I expect
the first thing to come out of her mouth when I come out to HER to be, "Was
it the GTO? DTO? WHO DID THIS TO YOU!?!??" (G)

This whole thing kind of makes me think that Bill was watching an episode
of Girltrash and ran with the idea. (Amie)

I went to Michael Moore’s new movie "Sicko" last night, about the
decrepit state of American health care. Then, I woke up this morning to find
out that I am (unbeknownst to myself) in a roving gang, carrying pink guns.
(Really, Bill? PINK?) Anybody from the UK want to take in a wayward American
lesbian? I’m a helluva cook… (sevencostanza)

I’m not sure we should be taking a guy whose idea of good sex involves loofas
and falafels too seriously. (verticalblue)

I’m starting my own gang, IOLNTTCLD (Irate Oklahoman Lesbians Not Taking
This Crap Lying Down). I’ll be giving out sports bras, pink glocks, and bad
haircuts to all who want to be jumped in. (CountessEntwistle)

Who says lesbians don’t have a sense of humor?

All kidding aside, GLAAD’s now calling
for The O’Reilly Factor to issue an apology for perpetuating such gross
inaccuracies as "Fox crime analyst" Rod Wheeler’s statement that there
are 150 lesbian gangs "just in the D.C. area alone." (In response to that, Sgt.
Brett Parson of the D.C. Metro Police said, "We have 150 to 175 total
gangs in the D.C. area, and out of those only nine where the predominance of
members are female." And the head of an intelligence-sharing organization
of 400 criminal justice professionals in the Maryland, Washington, D.C., and
Virginia areas noted, "our membership reports only one lesbian gang in the

Share your opinions by writing or calling the following people:

Rod Wheeler
Capitol Investigations
(301) 390-8272
Mr. John Moody
Senior Vice President,
News Editorial
Fox News Channel
Amy Sohnen
Executive Producer,
The O’Reilly Factor
Fox News Channel
(212) 301-3000

GLAAD’s call to action is not unexpected, but you know it’s bad when
even straight people are pointing out how ridiculous this story is — Sarah’s
blog post has gotten over
800 diggs
at, while straight and gay bloggers across the internet are calling
the "lesbian gangs gone wild" segment so silly that it seems like a parody
masterminded by Jon Stewart.

On the other hand, have you seen the poster for Jodie Foster‘s
new movie?

Maybe O’Reilly is on to something, after all …

(Kudos to AHunter
for the photoshopping skills!)

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