SWEET AND DOWN-LOW
According to the New York Post‘s oh-so-originally titled Page Six item "Sapphic Steam," Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz will be engaging in a "steamy lesbian sex scene" in the upcoming Woody Allen flick, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, which is scheduled to be released in Spain this fall before coming to the United States.
Though little is known about the plot of the movie itself, the Post‘s unnamed source had quite a bit to say about the supposed love scene:
“It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.” That made me wonder just what Penelope and Scarlett might look like together … so I asked bad machine to help me imagine the possibilities:
There are just all kinds of possibilities here! But the key question is: What does this unnamed source mean by "it will leave the audience gasping"? Gasping in frustrated desire? Gasping from choking on popcorn during the movie? I just hope their fingernails are the appropriate length for these things.
I’VE ALWAYS PREFERRED ROME
Yes, it has come to this: TV Guide has confirmed that Paris Hilton might appear on an episode of Showtime’s The L Word. I guess all that partying with Kate Moennig was not for naught.
Details about Hilton’s appearance won’t be ironed out until after the WGA strike ends, but it makes me wonder: Does this mean that The L Word is coming back for a sixth season? Showtime still has not announced its plans for the lesbian drama, which isn’t surprising given the fact that all the writers are still on strike, but given that its ratings have improved this year, it’s a possibility.
I think there’s definitely room for more stories in a sixth season, from giving Kit some much-deserved screen time to getting Helena back to her rich bitch ways. But Paris? Really? I have no comment.