AMERICA’S NEXT TOP PLASTIC MODEL. BUT I REPEAT MYSELF.
Tyra’s never-ending quest for global domination has taken a new form: America’s Next Top Model dolls! These 12-inch posable fashion dolls come with jewelry, two outfits, two pairs of shoes, a purse, hairbrush and compact. (Unrealistic expectations sold separately.)
The million-dollar question, of course, is which one is the gay one?
I’d have to say Sienna (far left) is the strongest contender, since (a) only white girls are allowed to be openly gay or bisexual on Top Model, which rules out Sidney (far right); and (b) no self-respecting lesbian or bi woman would let herself be named "Paisley."
NOW IF ONLY THEY’D SPOOF LEISHA’S YOPLAIT COMMERCIALS, TOO …
The second season of The Big Gay Sketch Show debuted on Logo (AfterEllen.com’s parent company) recently, and while I wasn’t wild about the second episode, the first one was downright hilarious. Especially the sketch of Kate McKinnon spoofing those Sally Field Boniva commercials. (I love the narrator’s line at the end about "dialing it down a notch.")
And then there’s Julie and Kate doing a lesbian bar sketch, in which Julie coins my favorite new phrase, "wrist-cuffy."
I love those two. And Kate reminds me of one of my ex-girlfriends. I just wish I could remember which one….