Best. Lesbian. Week. Ever. (December 14, 2007)

A recently released teaser for the second half of Season 3 of South of Nowhere has appeared, and I learned several shocking things from it:

1. Chelsea appears to be getting intimate with, um, Glen.

2. Spashley lives!

3. But so does Spencer, who appears to make time with a different cute girl. Or Zac Efron.

But don’t take my word for it — watch the grainy video footage for yourself:

What does this all mean?! Who is this new chick? Does she actually have cute short blond hair like it seems in the fuzzy video? What will be the new nickname for this potential disaster couple? Splondie?

Well, whether you’re a dedicated Spashley fan who has just freaked the heck out or whether you think Spencer should continue to enjoy her quality years as a baby dyke, you’ll have to wait until April 2008 to find out.

The N confirmed to this week that the premiere date for the second half of Season 3 has been pushed back from February to April, though they don’t yet have a definite date pinned down. We’ll let you know as soon as they tell us.

"Lesbian Sex with Aliens Apparently Not That Fulfilling"
— from a review of the video game Mass Effect on the website Gaming Today

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