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Awesome Infographic: Every Lesbian/Bi TV Character Sorted Into Hogwarts Houses

Have you ever wanted to see every lesbian/bi TV character in the history of the world go through the Sorting ceremony at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? Why, of course you have! Because you are awesome! Well, lucky for you, we looked into the Mirror of Erised last week and saw that the deepest, most desperate desire of our hearts was to consult the Sorting Hat and construct some infographics based on the magic it revealed to us. Not every les/bi character made the cut, of course; there are plenty of homosexual Muggles and Squibs, even in the TV world. But most of our our favorites were Sorted.

We know, Professor McGonagall. We’re excited too.

Up first: Gryffindor!

Next page: Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure!

Next page: Sweet Hufflepuff, from valley broad!

Next page: “We’ll teach just those whose ancestry is purest.”

And that concludes today’s Sorting. Stay out of the third floor corridor in the right side if you do not wish to die a most painful death.

Give us your sorting suggestions in the comments!

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