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Sarah Warn, AfterEllen.com Editor
Best. Lesbian. Week. Ever.
by Sarah Warn
, AfterEllen.com Editor
A weekly column highlighting lesbian pop culture news

Friday, February 3, 2006

SOUTH OF THE L WORD?
The N made tonight's South of Nowhere season finale ("What Just Happened?") available a day early on iTunes, and while I don't want to spoil it for those who haven't seen it yet, Ashley and Spencer's final moments (even short and blurred) have more heat than most of the scenes on The L Word so far this season. Frankly, I'm impressed the basic cable show even went there.

Speaking of The L Word, Showtime announced yesterday that the lesbian drama we love to hate to love has been renewed for a fourth season. This is good news, even if some of the storylines this season are driving me crazy: between South of Nowhere and The L Word, at least we'll have lesbians on cable TV next year, since it sure doesn't look like network TV is going to be rolling out the red carpet for us anytime soon.

To spice things up on The L Word next season, what about a South of Nowhere-L Word crossover episode? I can see it now: Ashley and Spencer wander into the Planet one day, Shane promptly tries to seduce Spencer (before realizing she's only 16), Helena decides to adopt Ashley, and Alice teaches them both about nipple confidence.

On second thought, maybe that's not such a good idea...

NO. MORE. PREGNANT. LESBIANS.
Lisa Cholodenko (Laurel Canyon, High Art) is in pre-production on a new film starring Robin Wright Penn and Julianne Moore as a couple experiencing complications with their sperm donor (played by Ewan McGregor), according to an interview with director Jamie Babbit (The Quiet, But I'm a Cheerleader) in the new issue of Girlfriends magazine.

I like the idea of those two playing a lesbian couple, I like Cholodenko's movies, and it's hard not to be grateful for any feature film with halfway decent lesbian characters.

But do I really even have to say it?

Please, no more pregnant lesbians! Or lesbians trying to get custody. Or fighting with their sperm donor. Or doing anything else that revolves their storylines completely around children, childbirth, child care, Julia Childs, or Children of a Lesser God. (Sorry, I got carried away with those last two.)

Maybe it will help if I say it in Spanish this time: no más de lesbianas embarazadas! Or Dutch: geen zwangere lesbiennes meer! How about Canadian: stop with the pregnant lesbians, eh?

Are we all on the same page now? Good. Moving on.

SAFFRON UPDATE
British tabloids are reporting that openly bisexual actress Saffron Burrows (Troy, Circle of Friends) and British stage star Fiona Shaw (known to most Americans as Aunt Petunia in the Harry Potter movies), are back together after supposedly splitting up two months ago. The two women, who have been living together in London for the last few years, attended the Whitbread Book Awards in London together in late January.

While Fiona can be seen in the next Harry Potter movie, Saffron probably won't be coming to a theater near you anytime soon; she seems to be sticking to London theatrical productions and non-U.S. movies these days.

Given that most American movie roles for women fall into the girlfriend/wife trap (Troy is a good example), can you blame her? Burrows's most prominent American role that didn't define her primarily by her romantic relationship to a man was in Deep Blue Sea--and she got eaten by a shark. That pretty much says it all.

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