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Sarah Warn, AfterEllen.com Editor
Best. Lesbian. Week. Ever.
by Sarah Warn
, AfterEllen.com Editor
A weekly column highlighting lesbian pop culture news

Friday, February 3, 2006 (page 2)
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AND STOP CALLING ME "SIR"!
There's a new play opening February 9th in New York called Rock the Line that combines lesbians, a lot of relationship drama, and rock music. And really, what could more you ask for in a play?

Speaking of theater, I highly recommend the off-Broadway play Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead, a twisted take on Charlie Brown and the Peanuts gang in high school. I'll admit I initially went to see it just because it co-stars Eliza Dushku (Buffy), but it turned out to be really funny. And really, really gay.

Cost of the tickets? $65. Not-so-subtle lesbian innuendo between teen queen Peppermint Patty and her sidekick Marcy? Priceless.


NO DESPERATE LESBIANS
E! Online's Kristin said last week that she recently asked Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry about the rumors buzzing around the Web that one of the women on Wisteria Lane will be involved in a lesbian relationship this season.

His answer, according to Kristin: "He actually chuckled, saying, 'That one I can answer! I can honestly say no. I think that might be some wishful thinking on men's parts around the country.'" I'm sure there are some disappointed lesbians, too, but I'm not one of them: this show achieved Melrose Place heights of ridiculousness about three seasons too soon for my taste.


AND BY "NO COMMENT", I MEAN "YES, ABSOLUTELY"

On Valentine's Day, New Zealand's only soap opera, Shortland Street, will feature the country's first on-screen lesbian civil union. Civil unions became legal in New Zealand last year, and soon after, Shortland's resident gay nurse Maia proposed to her partner Jay.

Adding to New Zealanders' growing interest in this storyline is the new rumor making the rounds of the NZ press that one of the actresses is "now gay like her onscreen character". The actress in question, Jaime Passier-Armstrong, just split up with her fiance, and when asked this week if his new ex is a lesbian, the fiance replied, "There's no comment on that. You'd have to speak to Jaime about that."

That's about as convincing as Kristanna Loken's "I plead the fifth" answer when asked whether she and Michelle Rodriguez hooked up in Romania.

But back to the show. I have to ask: what is up with all the lesbian nurses and doctors on TV? Besides Shortland, Spain's Central Hospital, Australia's All Saints, Brazil's Lady of Destiny , Belgium's Thuis ("Home"), and Britain's Emmerdale all feature lesbians in the medical profession.

And it's not just a trend outside the U.S.: in this season alone, we have Nip/Tuck's Liz, ER's Kerry Weaver (and Kim Legaspi and Maggie Doyle before that), and Out of Practice's Regina. Before that, we had Susan on Friends (doctor), Debbie's partner Joan on Mad About You (doctor), and Harrison's mom on Popular (pharmacist--close enough).

In fact, when it comes to adult lesbian characters on American TV, there's only thing on better than a lesbian doctor.

A pregnant lesbian doctor.

AND ONE MORE THING
Lesbians. Cheerleaders. Feb 15th. Veronica Mars. 'Nuff said.

That's it for this week! Check back next Friday for a new installment of Best. Lesbian. Week. Ever. or read past installments of Best. Lesbian. Week. Ever.

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