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Best. Lesbian. Week. Ever.
by Sarah Warn

A weekly column highlighting lesbianism in pop culture

Friday, June 10, 2005

TV ROUNDUP
There's an out lesbian on Fox's new Martha Stewart-meets-The Apprentice-meets-Fear Factor reality show Hell's Kitchen, which airs on Monday nights. Look for the one named Jessica, with spiky blonde hair.

Out actress Cherry Jones won another Tony Award for her performance as a nun in the award-winning play Doubt, and she and actress Sarah Paulson went public with their relationship when the two were openly affectionate at the awards (which aired on CBS).

FICTION ROUNDUP
The 17th Annual Lambda Literary Awards were held in New York this week, and among the winners in the lesbian categories were Stacey D'Erasmo (for A Seahorse Year), Judith Frank (for Crybaby Butch), and Katherine V. Forrest (for Hancock Park).

In other lesbian fiction news, ex-New York Times journalist Edward Klein joins the ongoing efforts by some of America's more conservative factions to discredit Hillary Clinton by using the dreaded lesbian label in his upcoming book The Truth About Hillary: What She Knew, When She Knew It, and How Far She’ll Go to Become President, according to a report in the British Mail this week, to whom excerpts of the book were leaked. "The culture of lesbianism has influenced Hillary’s political goals and personal life since she was a student at Wellesley, an elite college near Boston" which has a "long tradition of lesbianism," Klein reportedly claims in the book, which will be released on June 21st. He doesn't appear to have any actual proof of these allegations, but it seems to be enough to point out that "[Hillary] said she was passionately in love with her husband, but many of her closest friends and aides were lesbians." You mean, you can't be straight if you have lesbian friends? Horrors! My straight friends will be devastated when I tell them their whole lives have been a lie.

Um, Edward, I hate to destroy your fantasy, but in the mid-90s I was president of Wellesley's lesbian student organization--whose members numbered in the dozens, out of a school of a few thousand--where I organized its first annual Dyke Ball and a rousing long hair-vs.-short hair softball game. And I can tell you from first-hand experience (including many unrequited crushes on straight classmates) that there is no "tradition of lesbianism" there, unless by that, you mean a tradition of straight women accepting and/or not actively discriminating against lesbians. But then, I think you've proven that pretty much means the same thing to you, eh Eddie?

MOVIE ROUNDUP
The French horror film High Tension (Haute Tension) opens in American theaters today, and I don't want to spoil the movie, but let's just say its portrayal of lesbianism currently makes it the frontrunner for Worst Theatrical Release of 2005 in our annual lesbian visibility awards.

Sony has just posted the trailer for the upcoming movie Rent, which includes a prominent lesbian couple and hits theaters on November 11, 2005. You can find it on the movie's official site.

In 2003 I wrote about Gray Matters, a film in the works about a woman, played by Heather Graham, and her brother who fall for the the same woman, played by Saffron Burrows. Fast-forward almost two years and there have now been a few cast changes--including the replacement of Burrows with Bridget Moynahan (Serendipity, Coyote Ugly)--and the movie is finally filming in Vancouver B.C. No word yet on when it will be in theaters.

Speaking of Saffron Burrows (Troy), the openly bisexual actress is currently starring in the Neil LaBute play Some Girl(s) in London's West End, and last month, 20th Century Fox acquired the New Zealand vampire film she starred in recently, Perfect Creature, for a wide release in the U.S. later this year.

Next week on DVD: the release of the lesbian-themed indie movies All Over Me (1997) and Clara's Summer (2001).

FRAMELINE
Frameline29, the San Francisco International LGBT Film Festival, kicks off next week with a screening of My Summer of Love (which also opens in theaters in New York and L.A. on June 17th). This year's festival lineup features some promising lesbian films, including the Indian lesbian romance Sancharram ("The Journey"), the German ensemble drama Beautiful Women, and the documentary Little Man by Nicole Conn (Claire of the Moon), about her and her partner's experiences conceiving and giving birth to an at-risk baby.

L-DIRECTORS
The L Word has announced its roster of directors for the third season, and they include openly gay directors Angela Robinson (D.E.B.S.), Rose Troche (Go Fish), and Kimberly Peirce (Boys Don't Cry), as well as Bronwen Hughes (Forces of Nature, Harriet the Spy), Burr Steers (Igby Goes Down), Frank Pierson (Soldier's Girl), and Moisés Kaufman (The Laramie Project). No date has been announced yet for the third season debut.

DAMN, I WISH I HAD EQUAL CIVIL RIGHTS, BUT AT LEAST I CAN KISS NOW
Omnisexual musician Sophie B. Hawkins is performing her classic song "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover," the first song with lesbian-themed lyrics to reach the Top 5 in America, on next Thursday's episode of NBC's reality show Hit Me Baby One More Time. Interesting how times have changed: when the song came out in 1992, Hawkins had to fight the record label not to edit the song's controversial lyrics "and I lay by the ocean making love to her with visions clear." Now she's being asked to sing them on network TV. 'Cause girls kissing is trendy now! As long as we don't try to get married first.

DEEP THOUGHTS BY BRITTANY MURPHY
“I admit that my most memorable on-screen kiss was with Reese Witherspoon in Freeway, because we were just laughing so much,” Murphy recently told the British Maxim. Because lesbian kisses are funny! I mean, imagine kissing another girl! That's hilarious! Almost as funny as your performance in 8 Mile, Brittany!

That's it for this week! Check back next Friday for a new installment of Best. Lesbian. Week. Ever.

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