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All the while this drama has been unfolding, Jesse is dog sitting at Jackie's place. Erika is there too. There's a knock on the door--it's Doug and a woman friend. Right after that, more people start streaming into the house. Peeler's at the door now. Jesse looks through the peep hole and says, “Peeler, you're not coming in!” He barges in anyway. Jesse's standing his ground, but can't stop The Peeler, so Jesse does what any gay man would do---he jumps on Brian and wraps his legs around his waist. “Don't do this to me!” Jesse begs, but Brian keeps walking, carrying Jesse with him. Brian's got an entourage of three party girls trailing after him.

In short order, Doug's doing cannonballs into the pool, there are crashers everywhere. Erika knows when to throw in the towel and says to Jesse, “We're so screwed, let's just have fun.” Peeler's way ahead of them when he brings one of his party dolls into Jackie's bedroom. They lay down on the bed and start making out. The girl's ass crack is hanging out of her jeans and the camera gives us a good, long look at it.

The party's turned up to an alarming level, when there's a smashing sound from outside. A large vase is in pieces on the ground. Without prompting, Peeler says, “I didn't do it! I didn't do it!” Jesse and Erika stare at the shards and look petrified. Mom always said not to play ball in the house, Greg.

Jesse orders, “Everyone out!” People start to make their way to the front door; Rebecca is giving hugs to the woman with the biggest boobs at the party. You have to hand it to her; Rebecca has great boobdar and never misses an opportunity. Finally, everyone's gone. The front door is left ajar.

We watch as the two Chihuahuas wander out the front door, down the walkway, and out the front gate. The coyotes' dinner bell just sounded.

Jesse realizes the dogs are missing and goes into a panic. He's looking everywhere, under the bed, in all the rooms. “I'm freaking out!” Outside, he scans the street in front of the house. “Pookie?” he calls out. It's dark and he can't see much. Between two parked cars, a few yards away, he finally find them both, snatches them up and brings them back in the house.

The next morning in Palm Springs, the sobering light of day brings Jackie back to earth. “I have to rein it in, get back on track.” At the morning workout session, Jackie stretches Sarah out by pulling her legs up, climbing on top of her, and bearing down on her. This is what she calls reining it in. I'm pretty sure there are other ways she could've done it, but at this point, does it even matter? Her two day session is over.

Jackie invites Sarah to start coming to Sky Sport to continue “training.” Sarah agrees, “I'm so excited to have a gym in LA to go to.” Mmm hmm.

Jackie gets home and greets the dogs, unaware of their brief nocturnal adventure the night before. Everyone had a brief nocturnal adventure the night before, come to think of it.

Jackie slowly starts to notice the mess. At first, she thinks it was the pooches, but when she sees the broken vase, she's stunned. Somebody is going to die. She calls Jesse and leaves him a message, “I'm so pissed right now, I can't even scream.” But Jesse's not the only one who's in big trouble.

Next week--Will the trainers jump ship to go work for Peeler's Palace of Pain and Pleasure? Will Erika give up training to become a day care worker? Will Jackie meet some lesbians who can teach her to play tennis? Tune in next week to find out.

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