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The O.C.: Recaps: Episode 215 "The Mallpisode"
Emma Ashelford

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Ryan is upset about Lindsay, hiding under his purple duvet and shouting at Seth. He decides to leave, giving him the excuse to put back on the Chino-jumper and ditch the polos. But it doesn't last long. Seth finds him in the bus stop and persuades him not to go to Chicago for the weekend, and to come to the mall with him and Summer (and Marissa) instead.

Earlier, Summer was reading a postcard from Italy when Seth came to share his match-making ideas.

SETH: Now that Lindsay is out of the picture, who knows, maybe Marissa and Ryan will get back together?
SUMMER: Are you crazy? They were the worst couple ever. And besides, Marissa's happy now.
SETH: Okay, and by happy, you mean gay?

Funny, Cohen. They make like cupid throughout the episode, while making out with each other. The four of them go to the mall to collect some clothes for charity, and get locked in. The only way out seems to be a heat vent, so the two boys crawl around in a Goonies-meets-Die Hard scene until Seth falls--literally--upon the answer. Ryan crawls back, just in time for him to hear the conversation between Marissa and Summer.

SUMMER: [talking about herself and Seth] … for better, for worse, you know? Do you feel that way about Alex?
MARISSA: Well, truthfully, the only person I have felt that way about is...
SUMMER: Yeah. (they nod) Because I know, you're like, into chicks now and everything, but do you ever think about getting back together with him? I mean, Lindsay's gone now..
MARISSA: Yeah. Lindsay's gone, and he's heartbroken.
SUMMER: Do you miss him?
MARISSA: Every day.

At this point, Seth barges in, and Marissa sees Ryan in the open-vent entrance, and realizes that he has heard them. Also, the catch phrase for this episode seems to be "What happens in the mall stays in the mall", which seems to include playing hockey with roller skates (in which Rachel Bilson/Summer further demonstrates her cuteness) and scavenging for food.

Seth tries to read the postcard, and gets caught by Summer. While they are arguing and making up the bed they are going to sleep in, Ryan and Marissa are in the faux-wilderness, complete with tent. Apparently, this is "roughing it," although Alex and Marissa's apartment (as Marissa referred to it to Ryan) was a lot worse than a patch of fake grass and a fake fire. They go into the tent, talk about Seth and Summer, and remind the audience about Ryan's brother Trey (a future guest star). Eventually, the security guards arrive, although they manage to get away by placing mannequins in the tent and playing The Valley at full volume. They decide to go get cheeseburgers, and Seth and Summer work it out in the car--the postcard was harmless, and they make out more.

The Elders, meanwhile, have enough trouble of their own. Sandy and Kirsten are uncomfortable with one another, and Kirsten has 'lost' her wedding ring. This leads Sandy to find comfort in alcohol and Caleb, and to try and win a crappy plastic ring at a fair, like the ring he first gave Kirsten when he was el pooro. Julie gets a reminder of her modest beginnings when Lance, a creepy guy, comes to visit her, armed with a porn tape starring the Queen of Newport Living. He wants $500,000, she wants him gone.

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