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The O.C.: Recaps: Episode 212 "Lonely Hearts"
Emma Ashelford

Alex (Olivia Wilde) Marissa (Mischa Barton) Alex and Marissa on the beach Alex and Marissa kiss
The Other Storylines:
It's coming up on Valentine's Day in The O.C., and for leather jacket-clad Sandy "I used to be a hippy" Cohen, that means covering the house in roses. Because, you know, flowers will make sure your wife forgives you for harboring your fugitive ex-girlfriend without her knowledge. Of course, Kirsten puts the flowers down the trash disposal, and by the end of the episode, it looks like their marriage is going that way as well, when Sandy ditches Kirsten on Valentine's Day to see Rebecca.

It's a shame that Caleb couldn't have died instead of Max. He continues to be his crappy old self, playing pool with Ryan, then being a bad looser. It's all very boring and complicated, as the two fight it over Caleb's illegitimate daughter. Julie Cooper returns, bringing with her the usual blackmail and bribery she employs to make Marissa's life worse (not to mention Caleb's, but who cares about Caleb?)

Meanwhile, Seth, Summer, and Zach go off to San Diego--where Seth can't get over his love for Summer, has too much caffeine, and ruins the interview at WildStorm after he discovers that Zach and Summer are going to Italy for Zach's sister's wedding, and then going camping afterwards. Seth decides that the universe is officially against him, and that he should never have coffee ever again.

The Marissa-Alex Storyline:
Julie Cooper's return is not the greatest news for Marissa, especially when she is immediately blackmailed into going out to dinner with her mother under threat of losing her cell phone. Much sarcastic bantering ensues, like this:

JULIE: Marissa, when I was in Europe, I did some real soul-searching.
MARISSA (covering her head with her pillow): I hope you didn't hurt yourself.

Later, when she is helping out at the club, Marissa talks to Alex about Julie, and Alex gives Marissa some tips about handling difficult parents:

ALEX: Every time my mother channels Satan, I take a deep breath, count to three, give her a big smile, and say something like 'Interesting idea mom, I'll give that some thought!'
MARISSA: And that really works?
ALEX: Women like that, they thrive on confrontation, and if you refuse to engage, there's nothing that they can really do. Which makes them go even more out of their heads.

Marissa comments sarcastically that that sounds like a fun way to spend an evening. As they're talking, Alex gives Marissa a blatantly lustful, up-and-down look while Marissa is hanging posters--one of the best moments of the episode.

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