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The L Word: recaps: Episode 3.11 "Last Dance" (page 3)
by Scribe Grrrl

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The flophouse — Shane is still unable to cope; she's out on the back patio, just sort of rocking, with her head in her hands. Carmen goes out too, to do a little gardening. I don't mean that the way it sounds; we all grieve in our own ways.

Shane: "Would you marry me?"

Who can comment on that? I certainly can't. It's like the Brian Kinney thing all over again, only I think Shane might really want it.

Carmen doesn't answer.

Helena's palace — One of Dylan's "gifts" was a videocassette, in which she tells Helena how sorry she is, and says she can't deal with coming out and can't face the fact that she loves Helena. This gets muted in various spots, because Helena just can't bear to listen to it. The quiet heartache on Rachel Shelley's face is spot on, as they would say in her fair land.

The job interview — Surprise, surprise: Max gets the job. After he says he "just loves engines." I don't know.

One thing I do know: the way Max says "Whoa, that's exciting" is about as convincing as I was when I told my first grade teacher that no, I hadn't just slapped Billy Robinson in the face for picking his nose right in front of me.

Alpha meets Pseudo-Alpha — Bette is meeting with Joyce, the predatory sushi-loving tie-wearing lawyer who tried to put the moves on Tina last season. Ethical issues aside, it's a strange choice for Bette, although I guess she's feeling a desperate maternal thing. Yes, she's there to see whether she can get sole custody of Angelica. Not shared: sole.

Bette: "Tina may have given birth to her, but really, Angelica is the mirror of me. I mean, I know what she's going to experience as a bi-racial girl growing up in a divisive world. I mean, let's face it: when Tina goes out in public with Angelica, people automatically assume that she's been adopted. But when they see me with Angelica, they see a mother and a daughter. I'm the one who's gonna be able to give her a sense of belonging."

Joyce wants to know how Tina will react to this, but Bette's not thinking about Tina right now. And she almost makes that sound sensible.

The Planet — Max is celebrating his new job and new six-figure salary. Jenny thought the whole thing was a test of the company's "fucking hypocrisy, that equal-opportunity bullshit" — and of course she wants to write an article about it. Yeah yeah, I think maybe Norah Vincent's got that covered, and it's not so interesting there either.

Jenny: "So what are you gonna do? Are you gonna sell out? Start sleeping with the enemy?"
Max: "If you think men are the enemy, then you and I have a problem."

I'm not sure that's what Jenny was saying; I think she's more concerned that Max is willing to work for sexists, and to let sexism work in his favor. But it's hard to tell, because Mia Kirshner's face is really just staring at Max and saying "Who are you, and why do you think that qualifies as acting?"

The house of even more pain — Bette walks up to her own back door, only to see Tina and Henry laughing (rather fakely) and kissing. Tina! Move the fuck out of Bette's house and let her be in pain in peace!

Alice's apothecary — Alice is scooping Dana's ashes into little fancy containers. I have no idea what I'm supposed to make of this scene.

Kit's place — Bette needs a place to crash. "I'm so lonely, Kit. I don't think I've ever been this lonely in my life. I just... I can't... I can't bear it."

Mange offers to sleep on the couch so Bette and Kit can have a sisterly slumber party.

Bette: "Angus, can you watch Angelica tomorrow while we scatter Dana's ashes?"
Angus: "Of course. Tina already called me."

Bette makes a face at that, of course, so Angus assures her that he's "her guy" and that Bette has family there. Nicely done.

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