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High
and horny — Carmen is taking the last
beer. She's at Shane and Jenny's place. Carmen is
also taking my breath away, partly because she's wearing
a shirt that says "Everyone loves a Latin girl."
Shane is rolling a spliff. Well, now: have we ever
seen that before on this show? I think not, but maybe
I was smoking my own spliff and missed it.
Carmen
pretends to drink the beer, but is really just teasing
and taunting Shane, who gets up and sloshes the beer
into Carmen, spilling it on her and licking some of
the spilled stuff off Carmen's neck. Yum. Carmen retaliates
by spilling a lot more beer on Shane. They continue
to goof around, and it's sexy and fun, until Jenny
walks in, wearing the latest in doily couture.
Jenny
is reporting on Mark's activities, which of course
involve that stupid videocamera. He's asking the lesbians
(there are always several random lesbians around when
Shane has a party) whether they'd make out with a
guy for a million dollars. One of them says, "who
wouldn't?" and asks Mark whether he would. He
says yeah, for less than that, which I suppose is
one point in his favor — probably the only point
he'll ever get.
Carmen
interrupts and says she would make out with a Republican
for a million dollars. Everyone gives her a disgusted
look.
Carmen:
"What? I think Republicans can be hot."
Jenny: "Take it back."
Carmen: "Why?"
Jenny: "Because Republicans
are fucking scary."
Carmen: "Scary can sometimes
be sexy."
Shane: "They're not scary.
They're stupid."
Carmen: "That's right.
And stupid, Shane, can be even sexier."
The
funny parts of this are (a) the way Jenny says her
line in this I'm-stoned-and-thus-monotonic-and-leaving-weird-spaces-between-words
way (which is much scarier than a Republican), and
(b) the slight possibility that Carmen just called
Shane stupid.
Mark
is not interested in any of that; he wants to know
if Carmen would make out with a friend — better
yet, two friends. Carmen's not playing along, especially
because Shane has plopped on the couch and is making
out with one of the random lesbians. So Carmen asks
Jenny to go with her to get more beer. Shane kicks
Jenny's ass on the way out, as if to say "go
get 'em, tiger," and Jenny whines "no, don't."
Mark
trains the camera on Shane again. She flips him off,
and the symmetry of the spliff and the middle finger
is quite nice — as is the dead-eyed glare. It's
almost enough to make me get the Shane thing. Almost.
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