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The
pool of sex — Helena teases Tina about
being timid, which Tina denies. Tina then gets foolishly
honest:
Tina:
"I've never done this before."
Helena: "Well that's good.
I like the idea of being your first. You know, I've
wanted to sleep with you from the first moment I
saw you."
This?
Your first? Oh, you mean "this" as in fuck
someone you don't know, and "your first"
as in your first viper vampire monster soulless thing?
Never mind that the way Helena says "idear"
is kinda hot. Damn those British accents.
Tina
finds it hard to believe that Helena wants to sleep
with her — because of her huge belly. But Helena
says that's part of what she finds so attractive.
And
so do I: when Helena takes Tina's shirt off and trails
her fingers through the cleft of Tina's breasts and
down to her navel, it's easily one of the sexiest
things I've ever seen on this show. Or any show. But
wait — is the poltergeist enhancing the sounds?
I think so; that's too much breathing and mmming for
two people. Wouldn't it have been great if we could
have just heard their natural sexy sounds? I'm surprised
we didn't hear POOL POOL POOL or SEDUCE SEDUCE SEDUCE
or BELLY BELLY BELLY.
The
sad doorstep — Bette takes the hand-picked
flowers to Tina's door. But Tina's not there... so
Bette calls Tina's cell.
Of
course, that won't work either, because Tina and Helena
are having sex in the pool. Mad, mad props to Laurel
Holloman for all the sex and all the skin. And yow,
the underwaterness is making this even steamier —
the magnification is quite... hmm... interesting.
Look at those titanic tina tits!
Meanwhile,
the flowers sit on Tina's doorstep, withering and
fading like my hope for Tina and Bette.
The
road home — Shane is in the back seat,
smirking and then laughing, as Alice and Dana make
their way home from La Jolla with stunned looks on
their faces. It reminds me of Janet Leigh driving
her car in Psycho,
and also of Lichtenstein.
Anyway, Shane's snickering is almost diabolical. Thank
you, Jeremy Podeswa and Guin Turner, for bringing
a bit of darkness to this fluffy little show.
NEXT WEEK ON THE L WORD: The
women line up for Bette (how is that new?); Helena's
ex finds Tina and Helena in a compromising position;
Shane goes crazy.
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