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Mark finally gets to the point:

Mark: "Just think how educational this is going to be for people who don't know anything about people like you."
Jenny: [to Shane] "What do you think he means, 'people like us'?"
Shane: "Oh. Well my. Aw."
Jenny: "What do you think he means?"
Shane: "Oh, I think he's referring to... bean-fiddlers?"
Jenny: "Oh, the bobbing-for-apple girls!"
Shane: "Yes, sassiness. Oh yes."
Jenny: "Yes, the gay women."
Mark: "But honestly, guys, just think about how much you're gonna be helping out some poor little lonely lez, stuck out in the Midwest, without a role model in sight."

Hey, Mark? I'm out here in the Midwest. And I've learned more from cereal boxes than I've learned from Shane and Jenny.

Never mind that: how much spreading of the cream cheese does Shane have to do before she'll actually take a bite of that damn bagel?

Mark finally offers them $20 per interview, which seems to convince Jenny, but Shane just says they'll think about it.

Sex Toys R Us — Dana, Tonya, and Alice are shopping for bachelorette party favors. Alice is inspecting dildos with more than idle curiosity, while Tonya picks up the biggest one she can find and proceeds to make a hilarious ass of herself. She truly does make me laugh now — perhaps because in comparison to Mark and Gomey (I want to call them Fart and Gamey), she's almost likeable.

Tonya then picks up a chocolate penis pop (for those of you who lead sheltered and/or more civilized lives, that's exactly what it sounds like: a sort of lollipop shaped like a penis) and proceeds to demonstrate her technique. Dana is giggling, and so am I, but Alice looks like she's about to upchuck. Dana gets embarrassed and pleads with Tonya to stop it.

Tonya: [to Alice] "She's not a fan." [offering the penis pop] "But I guess this is a little more up your alley, isn't it, Alice?"
Alice: [grabbing a nipple pop] "Actually, Tonya, this might be a little more up my alley."

Tonya is intrigued; Alice is indignant; Dana is irritated. But then Dana has to ask, in spite of herself: "Which one would you rather put in your mouth, Al?" Alice glares at Dana, which prompts Tonya to recycle the line from last season about bisexuals needing to make up their minds. As Tonya drags Dana out of the store, Alice grabs the nipple pop and sinks her teeth into it. DeLeishous!

You know, this would have been a great time to ask Shar Rednour to be a guest-bian. Maybe she could have been doing some sort of workshop in the store, or screening Sugar High Glitter City. A perfect tie-in for the penis pop!

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