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Honey, I'm home-o — Tina knocks on the door of her own house. Bette opens it, looking hesitant and hopeful. Tina announces that she's decided to stay in the guest room until she finds her own place. Bette smiles her sweet just-woke-up smile:

Bette: "Welcome home."
Tina: "I'm not home."

You're not? Really? 'Cause I would be. Look how gorgeous Bette is in the morning! And every other time of day.

On the other hand, she's not exactly observant:

Tina: "I've gained some weight."
Bette: "I don't care."

Tina's annoyed that Bette doesn't care. I'm annoyed that Bette doesn't say, "Actually, you look kinda pregnant." But I believe her when she says that what she really means is that she's just happy to see Tina standing there in "our house." She doesn't really get to say it, though, because Tina's walking away. Sniffle. Be home, Tina!

The studio — Gomey is showing Mark the "fuck tape" from the security camera. I wish I had my own personal poltergeist at times like this, to say things like ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE or CINEMAX CINEMAX CINEMAX...

Mark says he's working on a new project, but he's not ready to talk about it yet. Good, because I'm not ready to hear about it. And when will I be? That's right: NEVER NEVER NEVER...

Cruising — Jenny and Shane are struttin' down the sidewalk. Jenny's new haircut is... hmm. I'm not sure how I feel about it yet. I do know that it makes me want to call her Twiggy. Or Twenny. Or Jiggy. Ew.

As they walk, a woman checks Jenny out. Shane laughs and tells Jenny "You just got cruised." TwiggyJenny is sure it's because of her new haircut. I just want the cruiser to come back, because she was cuter than either of the sidewalk-strutters.

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