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are saved by a knock at the door: it's Bette, wanting
some sympathy and not knowing where else to turn.
She wants to see Shane, but Jenny will do. Actually,
Jenny does quite nicely: she's sympathetic and supportive
as she realizes that Bette didn't know about Tina's
pregnancy.
Jenny:
"Oh my god, how did you not know?"
Bette: "Because I'm just
the biggest fuckin' asshole in the universe, I guess
that's how. Because I'm just some kind of huge cosmological
joke, is what I am."
Jenny: "No, you're not.
Okay?"
I
want to laugh, but then Bette says that Tina must
hate her, and that kinda kills me. It's funny how
circumstances have brought Jenny and Bette together;
they make sense as friends, in an odd way. After a
bit more soothing from Jenny, Bette makes me grin
when she says "You cut your hair!" Yeah,
who's not observant?
Unfortunately,
the adolescent perverts are watching the whole thing.
Gomey has convinced Mark to install hidden cameras
in the house. Does anybody mind if I don't recap these
parts? I didn't think so.
The
bachelorette party — Sharon (Dana's
mom) and Dottie (Tonya's mom) watch the strippers
— the former in horror, and the latter with a
pure sense of fun. Dottie, you're hilarious.
Kit
— who seems to be wearing a dress from the Far
From Heaven wardrobe — tells Sharon that
it's time to make her toast. Sharon gives a moving,
sincere toast. Alice — looking a bit Claudette
Colbert-ish — walks in while Sharon is talking,
and gives Dana a look that says, "That could
have been for us."
Shane
sees Alice react to the whole thing, and also sees
her start to walk out the door, and stops her. She
says, "You did it, didn't you? You and Dana."
Alice denies it at first, but then gives in. Poor
Alice.
Carmen
spins that great song "Get
On" by The Dirtmitts, as Bette and Jenny
arrive. Okay, there's obviously a theme here: everyone
sort of has a '50s housewife vibe going on.
Shane
tells Jenny to go talk to Carmen. Jenny is nervous,
but takes Shane's advice that it's "always a
good idea to bring the DJ a drink." Jenny says
"oh faaahk" in that rather great way that
she has.
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