Shane and Jenny's place — Alice arrives, to find a party that's already kind of in full swing. And by that I mean that Shane is making out with someone on the couch, and everybody else is enjoying the view, except for Carmen. But I skipped the funniest part: when Jenny answered the door, she gave Alice a little hello kiss, which Alice thought was the weirdest, most awkward thing ever. Jenny, get yer paws off her!

Carmen, meanwhile, is impressed that Jenny has the complete Brigitte Bardot collection, but is really more interested in Shane, whilst trying not to look interested at all. Shane, you dawg.

Let's get this over with — Joyce is bothering Tina again. This time The Nauseator is wearing a smoking jacket. I think it's a black-and-blue smoking jacket, but when I look at her, everything takes on that sickly greenish hue, so I'm not sure. She thanks Tina for the orchid that Tina left on her doorstep (sorry, I skipped that little scene, because I was too busy watching Bette prowl).

Tina tells Joyce thank you again, and Joyce gives Tina a hug, and then she does what we all knew she was gonna do: she lunges at Tina and does something that's probably supposed to approximate kissing, but looks and sounds more like my cat giving herself a bath. Tina seems confused, and might be kissing back, a bit, but not for long — as soon as Joyce goes in for the boob-honk (because whatever that was, it was not a caress), Tina comes to her senses and pushes Joyce away. But Joyce says it's fine, because she's made love to a pregnant woman before. Well, there's one more hapless kid scarred for life. So The Nauseator keeps pushing, until Tina has to stand up and say "Jesus, no," and stomp off. The Nauseator still has this "you know you want me" look on her face. Why wasn't there a slap? Please? Go on, Tina, you know you want to.

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