The light begins to dawn — As Tonya sends the sponsors on their way, Dana's business manager mentions that he'll be cutting Tonya a check for her manager's fee. Once again, Dana knew nothing about this, but pretends it's fine. Tonya then explains that she has to go meet the Monistat rep, who couldn't make it to the lunch. Ew. Did you say Monistat? Are you sure you didn't mean Massengill? 'Cause when I behold your toxicity, I kinda get that not-so-fresh feeling.

Dana sort of tries to confront Tonya, asking whether she's her fiancée or her manager, but Tonya insists that they talked about it and Dana's training too hard and it's really all fine. Dana kind of accepts it, but not really, and it's about damn time.

The apex of cuteness — Alice is dusting, whilst cleansing her pores with one of those nose strips and listening to the Thompson Twins ("Hold Me Now"). Is it me, or does that feather duster look like something she should be tickling someone with? Speaking of which, Dana's at the door. On her way to answer the buzzer, Alice switches the stereo to something less '80s-ish. Too late, Alice: we know you're not cool. And we love that.

Dana is there to whine about Tonya, and at first Alice doesn't want to hear it, but then she tells Dana to come on up. Dana insists that they'll be violating the "rules," but they get around that by talking in the doorway. Alice says that Tonya has brainwashed Dana, which Dana denies, but then agrees with, just a little. Dana tells Alice her skin looks good (a miracle, considering the force with which Alice stripped off that pore cleansing strip). Some light petting ensues:

Alice: "Well, you look really good too."
Dana: "Thanks. [pause] Feel my thighs; they're getting stronger."
Alice: [feeling Dana's thighs] "Wow. They're tight. Tighter. They're tight."

They giggle and smile and try not to look at each other and gaze longingly through the doorway, at the bed that's beckoning to them. Dana looks like she's ready to throw Alice on said bed, but Alice plays it cool and talks about the get-together Shane is having, and then gets back to the cleaning she was doing. Come on! I already told you what you can do with that feather duster!

Pushy — Jenny finds Charlotte Birch and gives her a new submission. Charlotte's not interested, but Jenny is pushy, and says it means so much to her, blah blah, and that Charlotte has already made her a better writer. Well, fine.

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