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Alice
waves Dana and Toxic Sludge Tonya over for some backup:
"Shane does not know what she's doing here."
Tonya takes control — we're all so shocked —
and asks Shane what she normally orders at The Planet.
And as Tonya translates, she puts an X in espresso
too, but it's so much more annoying than when Shane
did it. And it's so much less funny than the way Dana
explains the intricacies of the coffee ordering. But
then there's this:
Tonya:
"And we will each have a toffee nut caramel
soy Far Out frappe."
Shane: "A toffee nut soy..."
Tonya: "Far Out frappe."
Shane: "Far Out frappe.
That's...that's intense, Tonya."
Tonya: "It's what I'm
in the mood for."
Alice: "Dana didn't really
say that she was in the mood for one, though."
Tonya: "No, but she likes
what I like. She always wants what I want more than
what she wants. Right?"
Dana: "It's true, I do."
Shane: "That's so nice.
[muttering] So lesbian."
Look
at Dana's moony clueless eyes! And Tonya's arrogance!
And Alice's smirk! And Shane's world-weary sigh! Ah,
the first zippy ensemble scene of the second season.
Muscle
cars — There are butches everywhere.
Look at those pompadours and grey tank tops and all
the grease: pardon me while I swoon. We're at "Best
Picture Cars," Ivan's body shop, and there's
Kit. She asks one of the mechanics why Ivan's not
calling her back and where he is; but the butch ain't
playing. Well, almost: apparently Ivan's at his cabin
in Idyllwild.
Kit keeps pushing for info, and insists that she really
cares for Ivan. We know, and we like it! But the mechanic
— Dax is her name, and genderblurring is her
game — still isn't sure, and is not happy about
the whole "behind the strap-on" scene from
last week. Kit says they can get past that, but Dax
isn't convinced and says Kit should wait a few days
and then pretend it never happened. But Kit doesn't
have a few days.
Hey,
Dax? You're kinda cute. Call me. Well, you know: if
Alice doesn't get to me first.
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