Episode 14

• The sun rises.
• The volcano erupts.
• The sun sets.
• The volcano erupts.
• Rinse.
• Repeat.
• Hang to dry.
• Don’t forget your parachute.

Episode 13

• Twila is sorry.
• And cranky.
• Then she’s sorry again.
• But cranky is better.
• Scout is sarcastically incompetent.
• Eliza plots and dreams.
• Chris is the reaper.

• Ami is pissed off.
• Julie stares at a tree.
• Twila is pissed off.
• Julie stares at a bush.
• Scout plays Den Mother, but she’s just as pissed off.
• Julie stares at a leaf.
• Eliza is pissed off.
• Julie stares at the fire.
• Chris sits back and watches.
• Julie stares at her feet.

Episode 11

• Chris reveals Scout’s Whole Plan.
• Jeff reveals a surprise.
• Scout lies.
• Jeff reveals a surprise.
• Eliza’s mother reveals her bra.
• Jeff reveals a surprise.
• Twila lies.
• Jeff reveals a surprise.

• Scout has a plan.
• The natives dance.
• Scout still has a plan.
• The children sing.
• Scout has a whole plan.
• Twila bites the rope.
• Scout’s Whole Plan crashes and burns.
• Ami’s Powerful Gay Aura reappears.

Episode 9

• If it’s neither conspiratorial nor intriguing, is it still a cabal?
• Eliza seethes.
• Bacon or Babe, Pig On The Island?
• Sarge seethes.
• Puzzle or fire?
• Sarge seethes.
• I’m bored.

• The moon howls.
• Rory complains.
• The beams reappear.
• Rory complains.
• ‘Whoa’ beats ‘psyched.’
• Rory complains.
• The aura is definitely gay.
• Rory complains.

• Jon naps.
• Rory prays.
• Jon naps.
• Scout passes.
• Jon naps.
• Folgers sponsors.
• Jon naps.

Episode 6

• Rory plays to type.
• Pigs marry irony.
• Eliza beats the mud.
• Scout’s hands are the New Testament.
• Loyalty kicks strength’s ass.

• The volcano gets mad.
• The buffs take a tumble.
• Travis twitches.
• Ami doesn’t do ‘ya’ll.’
• Rory meets the burden of proof.

Episode 4

• Lisa punks Eliza.
• Eliza renames Lisa.
• Brady scares the kiddy fishies.
• Ami remembers she’s gay.
• Da makes the skirt count.

• Rory finds vitamins.
• The blade almost swings.
• John divides and conquers.
• Twila learns what it means to be a woman.

Episode 2

• The men try a new rub.
• Gay is catching.
• Vanuatu is to prison as prison is to freedom.
• Scout is a misnomer.
• Dolly takes it in the a…rm.

Episode 1

• Jeff takes on a volcano and pisses off the spirits of the dead.
• Cannibalism is IN, vegetarianism is so, so OUT.
• 18 strangers will form a new society or die trying to put up a roof.
• 39 days, 18 people, 1 survivor – and one cranky recapper.