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Back
at home, Spencer and her dad are
in the middle of a sweet conversation about
their complicated love lives (basically he’s
telling her he loves her even if she turns
out to be a big queer) when the doorbell rings.
It’s
Ashley, who Dad not only invites in and greets,
but smiles warmly at as she leads his daughter
out of the room. Who is this guy?
Ashley
apologizes for “the come here and go away
trip I’ve been putting you through. ”When
Spencer asks her why she would act that way,
Ash says, “Because I want you, and I don’t
want to hurt you.”
Once
again, Spence doesn’t flinch. “I can take
care of myself. And with some left over to
take care of you…” (Marry her Ashley!) Ashley
smiles and tells her, “Come to my place tonight…”(Ok,
that will work too. )
Cut
to the Montage of Misery. Glen is howling
in pain at the hospital, Mother Superior is
crying in the arms of Doctor Ben, Dad is home
drinking alone, Clay is sitting in sad contemplation,
Madison is yelling at Glen in his hospital
room and then leaving to make a move on Aiden,
who goes green at the prospect of being in
her clutches again.
And
then there’s Spencer and Ashley,
all smiles as they burst into Ashley’s room
and stop for a long (and long-overdue) kiss.
Despite the fact that Ashley needed to move
her damn hand so that we could really see
them kiss, it was a good one.
But
wait, there’s more! Ashley leads Spencer to
her bed as the camera goes out of focus, kissing
her again as the two slide
down on the bed and out of the shot.
Did
they? Didn’t they? I guess we can each draw
our own conclusions on that one. (Yes, they
did.)
But
I think the most important thing is that we’ve
all learned a valuable lesson here. While
it’s not kind to condemn any “lifestyle,”
it’s pretty obvious that heterosexuality is
rife with unstable and unfulfilling relationships,
substance abuse, loneliness, and general depravity.
If
anything, we should really take pity on these
lost souls and hope that they one day will
find their way to righteousness.
Like
our happy, well-adjusted, loving and caring
couple Spencer and Ashley.
