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Hex: Recaps: Episode 2.7 (page 4)
by Scribegrrrl

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It's late — Leon comes home very drunk. He tries to give Ella a "kissy-kiss," but she pushes him right off the bed. Meanwhile, Malachi comes home to the amulet and a note from dear old Dad. And where is Dad? Outside, smoking and brooding as usual.

Lighting a candle — Thelma is touching flame to wick; Malachi shows up and knows just what she's doing.

Malachi: "What was she like? You knew her; I didn't. And now I've lost them both. Who else can I ask?"

And then Thelma remembers Cassie, and is all broken up. Malachi susses the truth:

Malachi: "Were you in love with her?"
Thelma: "She was half my life."
Malachi: "Poor Thelma. And she went off and left us both."
Thelma: "She hasn't left me."
Malachi: "Oh yes she has. Sooner or later, everyone leaves."

Oh, all the existential angst. I'm not talking about the dialogue: the background music is horrible. But then I do start to pay attention:

Malachi: "You're just like me. Alone and palely loitering."
Thelma: "I am not like you."
Malachi: "Maybe. I guess she didn't love you enough to die for you. You're right, you're not like me. You're a sad little dyke, getting her rocks off hanging around girls who can't even see you."

Thelma leaves. I wish I could too. Did he really say 'palely loitering'?

The lockers — Thelma is wearing silly sunglasses. She tells Ella "don't look; just listen," and says Malachi almost had her going, but then she "woke up and smelled the prophecy."

Thelma: "So finish your breakfast and get to work, or I may have to kill him myself."

Ella tries to attack Malachi in his room, but he says he gets to choose terms — he's checked the rules. His weapon of choice is a pair of 18th century swords forged for the king of France.

Malachi: "No armour."
Ella: "Oh, bring it on."

High noon — Ella and Malachi face off at the church while Leon and Thelma sit at Medenham and stare at nothing.

Ella seems to almost win, but Malachi's got a dagger in his boot — luckily, Ella's got an extra blade of her own.

With her dagger to his neck, Ella starts to recite the words she's supposed to recite according to prophecy or whatever, but she can't do it. Malachi says something about her killing his mother, and it should all be very dramatic and tense, but the only tension I feel is in the painfully slow roll of my eyes.

NEXT WEEK ON HEX: Nurse Perie is back as a dominatrix (yay), and I think Thelma might have a new dead friend, but other than that, I have no idea what those scattered images were supposed to tell me.

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