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Morning at Medenham — There's a nice visual treat that's difficult to describe. (But of course I'll try.) First, Ella saunters down the hall to smirk at a very tarted-up Roxanne. As Ella leans against the lockers, two fishnetted legs drop down from above, and there's really nothing more to say about that, except "Hello, Thelma." Ella, now framed by fishnet, just smirks at Roxanne, who's now chatting up Jez (again). And then Ella mutters "I've been to schools where you'd be caned for a thing like that" — and you can feel free to wonder whether she's talking about Roxanne, or the fishnetted calves to either side of her ears.

Thelma wants to know more about the seraph; she considers it a "mutant Nephilim." But Ella says it's a totally different thing. As they talk, the camera does a good job of continuing to put Ella's head squarely between Thelma's legs (keeping in mind that Thelma's sitting on top of the lockers, so there's really no danger of anything untoward happening, except for the increasing rampantness of my imagination).

Thelma wonders whether Azazeal has sent the seraph to kill Ella. But Ella doubts that: seraphs like pure souls. Virgins. "Maybe it'll eat Malachi," offers Thelma. Ella explains that seraphs only become visible seconds before they attack.

Ella: "We need to set a trap."
Thelma: "With cheese?"
Ella: "With a virgin."

Thelma's not sure a virgin will be readily available, but says she's always had her doubts about Roxanne. Never mind: Ella's looking right at a sex-obsessed wanker named Leon.

Judo — Leon needs a judo partner. Ella steps forward. Leon sort of wins the first round (or whatever a "round" is in judo), but then Ella flips him over and puts the pinch on him — see, Xena again. Ella asks him if he fancies a drink later, and points out that he's not really in a position to say no.

As Jez helps Ella up (oh, of course Jez is the judo coach — after all, there are only about three teachers at this school), he sees the scars on her wrist and forearm. Right: will we know more about those by the end of the series, do you suppose? Or will we still be wondering about them, just as we'll be wondering at the tortured pseudo-logic of Thelma's fickle corporeality?

Leon's room — As Leon dresses for his date, Roxanne wonders why Ella wouldn't go for someone "older and slightly more sophisticated." First off, I suspect Ella's older than just about everyone on the planet, and second, if Thelma's reckless charm is anything to go by, I don't think Ella's looking for sophisticated.

Ella's room — Thelma wonders why Ella's not out looking for Azazeal, rather than drinking with Leon. Ella says there's no need, because Azazeal has left that amulet thingie behind (the one Malachi was playing with), and she's got a feeling he'll be back for it. Ella dangles it in front of Thelma, and explains that the angels crafted it during their war with heaven. Apparently it allows one to bend space and time. It's called the stone of Beliel or Belial or something, and Ella's father taught her how to read it. Ella's father's name was John Dee. Wait. John Dee? Azazeal? Am I the only one who's read the Sandman comics? Clearly not.

As Ella talks about her father, whom she calls an "amazing man," she waves her hand to open a tricky fireplace cubby — a place to stash the stone.

The date — Leon has a new text message. We know this because his cell phone is screaming — yes, his "ring" is a woman screaming. Very nice. And of course he's not really that cool: when Ella shows up, all he can do is stammer that she looks lovely. Ella says she's booked them a table somewhere a bit posh, so he'll have to be on his best behavior. Never mind his behavior: what about that horrid pink and black striped shirt he's wearing??

Cassie's room — Jo is packing up some of Cassie's things. Headmaster David looks at a picture of Thelma and Cassie and declares Cassie dead. Jo doesn't respond. He rambles on a bit more, and Jo confesses that she's been a nightmare the last few weeks. Oh, what a mess the adults are.

A bar — Ella orders a vodka martini, straight up with a twist. Well done. Leon orders a... um... a... a pint. With extra ums.

They sort of banter, but you can't really banter if you're not making any sense, and Leon rarely makes any sense to me. Ella pours on the charm, and Leon gets nervous.

Back in Cassie's room — Thelma is sitting on the stripped-down bed and sobbing. Oh no! There's Azazeal. He says he's "heard" Cassie, and that Cassie's not at peace — she wants to see Thelma. He'll arrange it, of course, in exchange for the stone/jewel/magical thingie. He tells Thelma to meet him tomorrow at the church, and Thelma says no at first, but can only sob when he wonders whether she wants Cassie to spend eternity thinking that Thelma didn't care.

Fuck off, Azazeal. That's Thelma's heart you're playing with, and I won't have it. Oh, fine, I have no idea how to do anything about it, but that doesn't stop me from spitting at the screen whenever you show up.

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