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Hex: Recaps: Episode 2.1 (page 4)
by Scribegrrrl

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Later — As Thelma ponders the vending machine options, Jo the teacher rushes by, still disheveled and now also frantic. She goes into an office or something; Thelma follows and watches her take a lot of cash out of a safe. Thelma hides in Jo's car (apparently forgetting she's invisible and thus doesn't need to hide) and watches as Jo goes to buy something from a dodgy-looking guy. Thelma continues to spy as Jo goes to a... well, let's just call it a lair — Azazeal's lair, of course. Jo unwraps whatever she's bought and puts it in some milk — yes, some milk for a little boy who's already walking. Hmm; whose seed might that be?

The demon spawn sees Thelma hiding behind a pillar. She realizes she's been spotted and runs, but she's a bit clutzy in her new boots and falls. Azazeal is suddenly there, staring down at her in his stern yet wimpy way.

The pool — Cassie is hearing voices; they're whispering her name. Suddenly Felix shows up. Again? He's got some valerian for her, to help her sleep. I think maybe if he could just hang around and talk for a while, Cassie would nod off and sleep very soundly — but I wouldn't be able to recap it for you, because I'd be snoring too.

Felix trudges off. There's an oozy kind of noise, and then the Nephaelim appears. Cassie isn't really very frightened; after it leaves, she gets out of the pool and goes looking for it. Instead she finds Felix — or, more importantly, she beholds Felix's meat and two veg. He promptly covers them with a shampoo bottle, but the damage has been done, at least as far as my poor brain and eyes are concerned.

Cassie's room — Thelma is sobbing and muddy. Cassie helps her clean up a bit, and asks whether something else is wrong. Thelma confesses all, including the bit about the baby.

Azazeal's lair — Cassie confronts her ex, and tells him it wasn't his decision to keep the baby alive. He insists that she wanted the baby as much as he did, but she disagrees. She wants to know why he's tormenting her dreams, and why the Nephaelim is stalking her. Azazeal says the Nephaelim is just doing its job.

Azazeal gives Cassie her baby to hold. Azazeal has called him Malachi ("messenger"), and explains that Malachi needs steroids because he's growing so quickly — his joints become inflamed. That's what Jo was buying with all that cash. I hope she pocketed a little of it to buy herself something mood-enhancing, like maybe a vibrator.

Cassie seems to get a little emotional as she holds her son, and Azazeal decides it's a good time to tell her that she belongs with them and they can be a proper family. Oh, "proper" as in psychotic, demonic, possessed, and homicidal? Just clarifying.

As Cassie arrives back at school, Felix shows up AGAIN. He's still trying to flirt, and it's just sad.

The grounds — Thelma and Cassie chat about Malachi, and how quickly he's grown. Thelma mentions a chicken in Colorado who got its head chopped off and continued to live for another 18 months. I'm traumatized by the image, because I grew up on a farm in Colorado, where I was once chased by a headless chicken. Don't laugh: it haunts me to this day! I hate chickens.

The dining hall — Speaking of headless, the throat-slitter has arrived at Medenham. David the Headmaster extols the virtues of the place as he helps her go through the cafeteria line.

As the throat-slitter walks by Cassie and Thelma's table, Thelma gushes, "Have you seen the new girl? Eyes of steel and nipples to match!" The throat-slitter turns around and winks, much to Thelma and Cassie's surprise.

This might be a good time to wonder where Thelma's ghostly girlfriend, Peggy the Egyptologist, has disappeared to. Oh well; I must confess I like the new girl better.

Back in Cassie's dorm room, Thelma asks all kinds of questions about the new girl and Malachi and her morgue-mall clothes. Cassie says she's too tired for such "conversation."

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