Episode 2.13

THIS WEEK'S INCANTATION:

The end of days is nigh
but hope comes from on high.
Oh, no, that was a lie —
life sucks, and then you die!

Episode 2.12

THIS WEEK'S INCANTATION:

White is black and left is right;
day is dark and night is bright.
Plot, plan, trick and lie
and steer well clear of succubi.

Episode 2.11

THIS WEEK'S INCANTATION:

If you love a lesbian ghost, tell her the truth and set her free.
if she comes back to you, she's yours.
If she doesn't,
it's probably because an anointed one has dug up her body and killed her.
(with apologies to Richard Bach)

Episode 2.10

THIS WEEK'S INCANTATION:

Oh Stepford wife, oh smitten ghost,
Fear not the sterner way.
It's you we understand the most,
ambivalent and gay.

Episode 2.9

THIS WEEK'S INCANTATION:

Boil, boil, plague and trouble,
love is truly blind.
Thelma is addictive, aye,
and Maya's tongue is kind.

Episode 2.8

THIS WEEK'S INCANTATION:

Seal your fate and meet your doom,
despair of love and count the days.
Or tremble in a darkened room,
enslaved by evil's lusty haze.

Episode 2.7

THIS WEEK'S INCANTATION:

Sword and dagger and heavy bag
pose no threat nor break a sweat.
'Tis only faith that faints and flags
yet winds round Jez a noose, at neck.

Episode 2.6

THIS WEEK'S INCANTATION:

From Tarantino to fairy tale
we wend our watchful, witchlike way.
Call moon, or sun, or lightning strike —
Call Ella, forth into the fray.

Episode 2.5

THIS WEEK'S INCANTATION:

Faeries, ghosts, and demons all:
Sully not my nights.
Bring talent; else, you'll bring me sleep
as drool on chin alights.

Episode 2.4

THIS WEEK'S INCANTATION:

She of wise and ancient ways
Borne by light with visage fair —
That witch, whomever she may be
Is dust and drivel; empty air.
We turn away, our purpose firm;
We seek a witch with clearer eyes.
Our fight's without a chant or rune —
Our Ella, subtle, steady: rise.

Episode 2.3

THIS WEEK'S INCANTATION:

We embrace thee, Thelma, and the open heart
that compass'd night and love against all hope.
Hold fast, and wait, and take on all
this vile and evil scape — through death, we cope.

Episode 2.2

THIS WEEK'S INCANTATION:

Fie! Cassie, fair yet sometime foul,
Cast off thy wanton ways!
A hexagram can scarce protect
a heart so hap'ly twisted.
Let Ella thrust, and Thelma gasp,
and mend your lost life's error.

Episode 2.1

THIS WEEK'S INCANTATION:

O Azazeal, egomaniac and thief,
Cease thy breeding at once!
For we who walk in daylight and friendship
Seek not your protection nor lethal care.
Far happier 'tis to us and sexier,
To behold Thelma's new garb and dalliance.