Episode 11.22

• Ray: Inclined to holler.
• Neela: Prone to toss out perfectly timed one-liners.
• Abby: Likely to swiftly and quietly take charge.
• Carter: Gone.

Episode 11.21

• Ray: Screwing up.
• Neela: Screwing up.
• Abby: Screwing up.
• Everyone: Screwed up.

Episode 11.20

• Carter: Tenured, tired, and tedious.
• Lewis: Untenured, unappreciated, and unboring.
• Abby: Not the marrying kind.

Episode 11.19

• Carter: Still whining.
• Abby: Still crusading.
• Weaver: Still difficult.

Episode 11.18

• Carter: Still trying to redeem himself.
• Lewis: Destined for the mom hall of fame.
• Abby: Stoic and satisfying.

• Gallant: Two-dimensional.
• Neela: Neurotic.
• Everyone else: Boring.

• Abby: Serious.
• Weaver: MIA. You know, because lesbian week was last week.
• The viewers: Trapped.

Episode 11.14

• Weaver: Still gay.
• Laura Innes: Still brilliant.
• The writers: Still trite.

Episode 11.13

• Lewis: Compromised.
• Pratt: A big boy.
• Sam: Erudite.

Episode 11.12

• Abby: Breaking deals and breaking hearts.
• Carter: A hapless knight on another crusade.
• Neela: What's worse than hapless? Clueless.

• Abby and Neela: Disconnected.
• Luka: Tuned in to everyone's feelings. Except his own.
• Lewis: Kicking slimy lawyer bottom-feeder butt.

• Abby: Smokin'. In more ways than one.
• Lewis: Whiny, mopy, pouty, and mean.
• Ray: Uncomfortable and discomforting.

• Abby: Everybody's favorite elf.
• Weaver: Everybody's favorite Scrooge.
• Carter: Nobody's favorite anything.

Episode 11.8

• Ray: Screwing up lives, one patient at a time.
• Wendall: Looking for love and tofu in all the wrong places.
• Lewis: Limited to one-liners.

• Weaver: Also known as Mistress Clipboard.
• Lewis: Destined to dominate.

Episode 11.6

• The old guard: Absent.
• Everybody else: Boring.

• Weaver: Missing in action.
• Lockhart: Dammit, Jim, she's a doctor, not a physicist.
• Ray: Plenty of donuts and hubris to go around.

Episode 11.4

THIS WEEK'S PROGNOSES:

• The writers: Perpetual plagiarism.
• Neela: A new beginning.
• Lockhart: None more black, and none more sexy.

Episode 11.3

THIS WEEK'S PROGNOSES:

• Barnett: Fatal arrogance.
• Neela: Self-imposed loserdom.
• Lockhart: Risk of lethality to med students' egos.

Episode 11.2

THIS WEEK'S PROGNOSES:

• Carter: Same crap, different season.
• Neela: Like a bird on a midnight train, she will try in her way to be free.
• Lockhart: Heroism, heart, and hotness.

Episode 11.1

THIS WEEK'S PROGNOSES:

• Carter: Likely recurrence of misery for the foreseeable future.
• Weaver: Motherhood, womanhood, but probably not lesbianhood. Ism. Whatever.
• Abby (um, I mean Lockhart): Irreversible foxiness. There's no cure.