Say
what you will about the cheesy, campy, over-CGI'd thriller
The Haunting: it's worth watching just to see Catherine
Zeta Jones as a vivacious bisexual New Yorker with great clothes.
The
Haunting is a 1999 remake of a 1963 film of the
same name--which was itself based on a 1959 novel--and stars
Lili Taylor, Catherine Zeta Jones, Owen Wilson, and Liam Neeson
as participants in a study on fear that goes horribly awry when
it turns out the house they're staying in is truly haunted--by
the ghost of a vengeful man who killed dozens of children several
decades ago and now keeps their souls trapped in the house.
The
film received mostly negative critical reviews--largely around
the over-use of computer-generated special effects and criticism
that the movie just wasn't scary--but did okay at the box office.
In fact, when it premiered it represented the best opening weekend
ever for a Dreamworks picture (at $33.4 million).
Although
the character of Theo is a lesbian in the novel and
the first movie, in the 1999 version she is
bisexual, and rather gratuitously so. There appears to be no
particular reason she is bisexual except that it's trendy and
it attracts the hip, urban crowd; it's not like it ever goes
anywhere, or furthers the plot in any particular way. It's just
another way for the writers to stress how different Theo is
from the other main female character, Nell (Taylor), who is
the opposite of worldly since she has spent her whole life taking
care of her mother (who recently died).
There
are a number of reasons the writer may have decided to change
her from a lesbian to bisexual in this version, including the
assumption that a bisexual woman appeals to straight men more
than a lesbian would, and that making her bisexual opens up
a romantic possibility between Theo and Luke. While both reasons
are rather homophobic and opportunistic, Theo as a bisexual
is actually more challenging to homophobia than she might be
if she were a lesbian, given the overall poor visibility of
bisexual characters in film.
In
fact, Theo is one of the very few bisexual female characters
in a mainstream Hollywood movie in recent years who isn't either
married (to a guy), suicidal, or a criminal (examples of these
include the bisexual women in Frida, The
Hours, Femme Fatale, New Best
Friend, and Soul Survivors--with Kissing
Jessica Stein a notable exception).
Not only that, Theo is actually likeable, sympathetic, and sexy--AND
she doesn't die in the end.
In
the beginning, Theo does appear to be another stereotype
of an aggressive, over-sexed bisexual woman. When she arrives
at Hill House, Nell (Taylor) gives her a quick tour of the castle
which ends in Theo's bedroom, whereupon Theo immediately asserts
her bisexuality in conversation with Nell while changing her
clothes. "I'm supposed to be an artist," Theo explains,
"but I've been really distracted from work by love."
When
Nell asks "You have trouble with commitment?" Theo
replies "My boyfriend thinks so, my girlfriend doesn't.
We could all live together, but...they hate each other. It's
hard to be Miss Perversity when you're the only one at the party.
You know what I mean?"
Nell
is clearly shocked, but just answers stiffly "no."
Theo tries again to engage Nell. "A blank canvas!"
She says delightedly while approaching Nell. "I could paint
your portrait, directly on you." Nell backs off slightly,
and Theo shrugs with a smile. "Or maybe not...So, you?
Husbands? Boyfriends?...Girlfriends, Eleanor?"
Nell
winces and says "no, no one" but then she begins talking
about her apartment and her face lights up. Theo softens and
responds, "That sounds nice. You're really lucky...but
you know that." Then she leans in suddenly to pluck a hair
from Nell's jacket, but Nell misinterprets the move and jumps
back. Theo just shrugs and smiles, and then changes the subject
to suggest they see the rest of the house.
As
they're exploring the house, another guest arrives--Luke
(Wilson), who is immediately and obviously attracted to Theo.
She flirts lightly with him throughout the first half of the
film, but not nearly as blatantly as she initially did with
Nell. Then the other guests arrive and at dinner that night,
Theo makes a few more references to sex being very important
to her.
There
is one final hint of Theo's bisexuality at the end of their
first night in the house, when Nell is in her room at her dressing
table and Theo enters and kneels down beside her as they both
face the mirror. When Theo reaches for her hair, Nell moves
away, startled, then relaxes and moves back. "You've been
out of the world a long time, haven't you Nell?" Theo asks
her gently, and when Nell nods, she continues "The world's
missed you."
Then
the ghost story begins to unfold, the writers appear
to settle down a bit, and Theo's sexuality fades into the background,
never to be mentioned again. The rest of the film shows Theo
most frequently running to the rescue of someone--usually Nell,
but also some of the male characters--and she ultimately becomes
Nell's protector as Nell becomes the target of the ghost's wrath.
Theo
is alternately aggressive in standing up to the other characters
when necessary, and gentle when dealing with Nell. Aside from
the initial emphasis on her sexuality, Theo turns out to be
one of the best female characters in an ensemble horror
movie simply because she is so multi-dimensional. While Theo
teeters on falling into a stereotype of a shallow, predatory
bisexual in the beginning, she is clearly revealed to be an
intelligent, compassionate, and complicated woman by the end
of the film.
Ultimately,
however, The Haunting is not a character-driven movie--unless
you count the house as a character (which it almost is in this
film)--and most of the screen time is taken up by characters
reacting to the house's evil acts, not each other, so there
isn't enough time to really develop any of the characters
fully.
Although
Theo's bisexuality is clearly more of a marketing ploy
than a reflection of any intent to improve bisexual
visibility, the positioning of Theo as a smart, funny,
compassionate, and likeable--as well as one of the few survivors
of the film--inadvertently does just that. In fact, almost four
years after the film came out, Theo is still one of the one
of the few positive and complicated bisexual women in a mainstream
Hollywood movie--a point which has mostly been lost amidst
the criticism of Theo being bisexual at all, and complaints
about the movie itself.
Catherine
Zeta Jones as Theo is actually one of the best things about
the movie, and its (mild) box-office success means that many
people were exposed to a bisexual woman who doesn't conform
neatly to prevailing stereotypes--which makes The Haunting
is a sort-of accidental activist, as well as a flawed but entertaining
movie.