Movies
starring Will Ferrell, the former Saturday
Night Live star who brought his trademark brand of
quirky, crass humor to the big screen with movies like Anchorman:
The Legend of Ron Burgandy (2004) and Old School
(2003), are not usually the place to look for lesbians.
Unless
you're looking for a good joke about lesbians.
His movies usually have at least a few of those.
But
in Ferrell's latest comedic adventure Kicking and Screaming,
which opened this weekend, there is not one but two actual
lesbian characters--and (almost) no lesbian jokes.
Although
Kicking and Screaming revolves around
a children's soccer team coached by Phil Weston (Farrell),
most of the childish behavior stems from the two primary
adult characters, Phil, and his father Buck (Robert Duvall),
as they engage in an all out war competing against each
other in everything from having the prettiest wife to playing
tether ball.
Both
Phil and his father have sons of identical age (yes, that
would make the two boys uncle and nephew) who are on the
Gladiators soccer team that Buck coaches. Unfortunately,
“little Bucky” has more talent than his "nephew"
Sam, who ends up spending most of the games on the bench.
Phil,
who has nary a hint of athletic ability himself, tries in
vain to impress his super-competitive jock father and convince
him to give Sam more playing time. He finally decides to
give his old man a run for his money when ego-centric Buck
trades Phil’s son Sam to the lowly Tigers. With a
lifetime of resentment and pent-up hostility, Phil sees
the Tigers as a golden opportunity to serve his father a
little payback, and decides to coach the Tigers to victory,
enlisting help from his father’s nemesis and next
door neighbor, the legendary Mike Ditka (playing himself).
Enter
the lesbian couple, Ann Hogan (Rachael Harris)
and Donna "Chief" Jones (Laura Knightlinger),
and their tiny adopted son Byong Sun (Elliot Cho).
“We
aren’t like the other parents,” the lesbian
couple says upon introducing themselves to Phil in the parking
lot before the team's first practice. With that comment,
Ann and Chief mean that they actually show support for their
child by attending all of his games, but of course, Phil
misunderstands and the conversation quickly devolves into
Will Ferrell trying to pull his foot out of his mouth when
he says something along the lines of "No, you're not
like the other parents...you're better!" Another parent
overhears and asks him what he means by "better,"
accusing him of playing favorites, and Phil sinks further
into verbal quicksand as he tries to explain, with a puzzled
Ann and Chief looking on.
It's
a funny exchange, and about the only one in the movie that
refers to the couple's sexual orientation. The words "lesbian"
or "gay" are never used in the movie. In fact,
if you step out of the room during this scene, you might
not even realize that they are gay.
Chief and Ann come across like all the other soccer moms,
except for a lame attempt to make Chief seem like the butch
one (predicated on the assumption that of course
one of the women in a lesbian couple is the man) by giving
her a painfully firm handshake, a deep voice, and the nickname
"Chief"--but keeping her completely feminine in
appearance (Knightlinger's version of a butch lesbian is
one of the film's few unintentionally comic additions to
the story).
There are a few small differences between Ann and Chief
and the others. Out of all of the parents, the lesbian couple
are the only parents to voice objection to Phil’s
outlandish behavior, telling him at one point to “ease
up” (to which he replies humorously, "You ease
up on that corduroy jacket!"). Byong Sun is the only
Asian boy on the team, but he comes across as shyly well-adjusted,
and none the worse for wear having lesbian parents.
But
by and large, Ann and Chief are treated either the same
as the other parents, or with exaggerated friendliness,
by men eager to demonstrate how accepting they are (“Nice
couple," comments Mike Ditka enthusiastically).
Phil’s
behavior goes from good to bad quickly (as does
the plot of this movie) as he attempts to take the Tigers
to the Championships, and not surprisingly, Phil’s
coaching techniques begin to mirror those of his father’s
in his quest to lead his underdog team to victory and prove
his father wrong. One of his lowest (and admittedly funny)
moments occurs when Phil is encouraging his players by saying,
“You can win and go on to greatness or you can lose
and probably face a series of cataclysmic events for the
rest of your life.” As
Phil turns into a monstrous psycho-coach (fueled, in part,
by an inexplicable addiction to coffee—a substance
he has apparently just discovered), we are treated to several
fleeting moments of comic delight while the Tigers ultimately
make it to the finals.
Like
Chevy Chase before him, Ferrell has a canny ability to keep
audiences laughing even when the lines aren’t that
funny. But in Kicking and Screaming, one can’t
help feeling that Farrell’s acting is a bit forced
in places.
There
are moments that are laugh-out-loud funny, such as when
Phil pushes an opposing team member’s kid down to
the ground when the referee isn’t looking, or when
he yells “Losers!” through a soccer cone at
the kids on the team that the Tigers have just defeated.
With a poorly written script and a less-than-notable performance
by Will Farrell, however, these scenes are too few and far
between.
Criticism of the plot aside, it's
refreshing to see a big-budget comedy with lesbian characters
in which, for once, the laughs aren't at their expense.
Given the small size of their role in the film, the characters
of Ann and Chief aren't enough justification for lesbian
viewers to rush out and see Kicking and Screaming.
But it's nice to know they're there.