“All My Children” recap (Apr. 29-May 3): Bianca is back, bitches

 
 

While I kind of expected it, it still felt like a punch to the solar plexus. Bianca just talks to Marissa, like she was still there, right in front of her.  She expresses her surprised joy at actually picking out a shirt that Miranda liked, and opens herself up to Marissa about being a mom. She tells Marissa that she’d be proud of AJ, and that he is turning out to be a great guy. It’s all so terribly heartbreaking, especially as the cracks begin to deepen in Bianca’s voice as she says,

“We were supposed to do this together.”

Her big brown eyes fill with the biggest tears I’ve ever seen. Tears big enough to drown all of Pine Valley. Bianca has lost so much, and been hurt so many times that I can’t believe she’s still standing upright. Yet she does. She runs her fingers across Marissa’s name, and I choke back a sob. 

“I will never stop missing you.” she says, and we know that she means it.

Back at Jane’s Addiction, Miranda noticed that Hunter has invited another girl named Sally to sit with them. You see, Hunter, genius that he is, is trying to hook up a threesome with Miranda and Sally. Miranda is appalled and Hunter doesn’t get why she’s pissed.  He assumed because her mom likes girls that Miranda is into that as well.

She tells him to shove his gross misogynist, entitled teenage boy assumptions up his ass. Sorry that was just wishful thinking. Actually she starts to cry and runs out of the shop, which is probably what I would have done too. Hunter calls after her that he guesses “mommy hasn’t taught her how to be a freak.” This is why you can’t trust a guy with Bieber hair. Also, he calls Miranda a “n00b”.  AJ jumps to Miranda’s defense, and punches Hunter the hell out.

Join me every week as I recap Bianca’s trials and tribulations. What did you think of the return of All My Children?

All My Children airs every weekday and is available free on Hulu or for download on iTunes. 

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