“All My Children” recap (Apr. 29-May 3): Bianca is back, bitches

 
 

Hunter asks if Miranda wants to hang out, and she can barely contain her glee. She heads over to the Chandler house to hang with AJ and try on some of his sister’s clothes for her big date. AJ comes into his room to find Miranda writhing on the floor in a bra and a halfway in pair of jeans.  They are a bit too tight, so she asks AJ for a hand. AJ isn’t into this Hunter thing at all, and isn’t afraid to tell Miranda, especially when she walks out wearing a shirt that is actually merely the suggestion of a shirt.  AJ gets all slut shamey, and Miranda is rightfully hurt. 

Thankfully, Bianca comes in and compliments Miranda on her super cute jeans. Coz she’s not like a regular mom, she’s a cool mom. She also hands Miranda a shirt she just happened to pick up at the mall for her. I think it was just mother’s intuition, that sounds off like a tornado siren when your 15-year-old daughter decides to wear a shirt that is completely age inappropriate. Much to Bianca’s shock and delight, Miranda loves the shirt. 

Hunter stops by to pick Miranda up, and pulls his best Eddie Haskell. Dinner, movies, totally. Bianca tells them to use their discretion regarding curfew.  Seriously Binx, I know you wanna be cool, but did you notice the beady eyes on that one.

At first, the date with Hunter seems to be going well. Instead of dinner and a movie, they head to Janes Addiction, because the paint isn’t dry on the Pine Valley Tapas Emporium set yet. He seems interested in Miranda’s drawings and hearing about her hopes and dreams and that sort of stuff. Except for the fact that he keeps looking around. AJ pops in for his usual, and Miranda is super pissed.  He defends himself, because, hey, weren’t you supposed to be at Iron Man 3 or eating overpriced Spanish appetizers?

Now ladies…it’s time to get real. I need you to prepare yourself. Got some tissues?

Are you ready?

Ok, deep breath.

Bianca is at the cemetery, with a bouquet of daffodils in her hand. She places them before the grave of Marissa Tasker. Yes, our worst fears have come true. Minx is no more, because Marissa was killed by JR that night, five years before.

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