Afternoon Delight: Liz Lemon frozen yogurt coming to Ben and Jerry’s, a gay wedding on “Portlandia”

 
 

Good afternoon, happy Friday and happy February!

Happy birthday to Heather Morris, Sherilyn Fenn, Rutina Wesley, Lauren Conrad and Lisa Marie Presley!

Actress Rutina Wesley at the True Blood panel during Comic-Con 2012

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In last night’s series finale of 30 Rock, Salma Hayek said that she’d had a three way with Julianne Moore and Alec Baldwin. Too bad Baldwin was there.

Speaking of 30 Rock, Ben and Jerry’s created their most amazing flavor yet: Liz Lemon Greek Frozen Yogurt. “A Lemon Greek Frozen Yogurt with a Blueberry Lavender Swirl, coming this spring.” Mmm…

Portlandia’s Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen shut down a gay wedding, even though the couple isn’t gay. Gawd I love this show!

Lifetime has ordered 10 episodes of Witches of East End. The supernatural drama will follow a mother and her two daughters, “both of whom unknowingly are their family’s next generation of witches, who lead seemingly quiet, uneventful modern day lives in Long Island’s secluded seaside town of East Haven.”

The high school photos of Amy Poehler, Rooney Mara and Lindsay Lohan have surfaced and Poehler’s hair is amazing!

Charlize Theron will join forces with director Seth MacFarlane for the comedy Million Ways to Die in the West.

Gays R Us returns to the Hollywood Improv on Wednesday, February 6. The 8 p.m. comedy show features Jennie McNulty , Claudia Cogan , Fortune Feimster and many more queer artists.

Lily Rabe (aka Sister Mary Eunice) is heading back to American Horror Story for Season 3.

In Jackson, TN a bulldog-mix made headlines after it was taken to a kill-shelter because its owner believed it was gay. The dog, now named Elton, has been adopted by a woman named Stephanie Fryns who promises to love him and buy him lots of half shirts and Lady Gaga albums.

Sinead O’Conner revealed that she once had a physical brawl with purple lovin rock god Prince. (Prince wrote the song “Nothing Compares to You” which shot O’Conner to fame in 1990.) O’Connor told Britain’s Uncut magazine, “Did I ever meet Prince? I did and we didn’t like each other. At all. Ha ha! I’m not going to go into it, but we detest each other … It got violent, too, which is why I can’t go into it, but it is a very funny story. I’ll tell it when I’m an old lady and I write my book.”

 
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The violent revenge film Girls Against Boys hits theaters today. Watch the disturbing trailer below.

OK, the following news story is just nuts! “A Brazilian woman has confessed to trying to kill her husband by putting poison in her vagina and urging him to have oral sex with her.” The man didn’t take the bait and is fine. To quote Liz Lemon, “What the what?”

Watch the below montage featuring a slew of anti-gay pastors and politicians who turned out to be gay. You can run but you can’t hide!

 

Tonight and tomorrow night Sandra Bernhard will be taking over The Ark (316 S. Main St) in Ann Arbor, MI. Both comedy shows start at 8 p.m. and tickets are still available.

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Have a great weekend everyone!

 
 

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