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A first taste of “Real L Word” star Romi Klinger’s “Oh La La La”

Well, my friends, when we asked for equality, I guess that includes having our LGBT reality stars join the ranks of Kim Zolciak, Countess LuAnn, Kim Kardashian and Dina from The Jersey Shore. The Real L Word’s Romi Klinger has already brought the one feather earring look into lesbian love shacks across the globe and now she wants to bring the musical equivalent to our radios.

I really need to know if at some point every reality show decides at least one cast member needs to have dreams of becoming a popstar. What ever happened to dreams of owning your own business or becoming a lawyer or opening up a shop for people to customize their own dildo? Does it always have to be about making music?

Apparently, we’ll be able to follow Romi’s musical aspirations throughout this season of The Real L Word, so get psyched!

Here’s a short taste of what’s to come: In case she’s looking for some suggestions for tracks to write for her first EP, here are a few that I’d like to see:

  • “Wash That Thang”
  • “Has Anyone Seen My Other Earring?”
  • “My Girlfriend Needs a Job (Can U Give Her One)?”
  • “Your Hair Has Morning Breath” (Dreadlock Remix)
  • “How Many Dogs Live Here?”
In the liner notes I’d also appreciate it if she would give some instructions on how she gets her teeth to be so white. Seriously, those things are spectacular.

So, what do you think of what you’ve heard so far? Do you have any song title suggestions you’d like to share?

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