"Work Out" Recaps: Episode 3.3 "In the Mud"

The first game is Pass the Orange. The object of this mortifying activity is to place a hapless orange under your chin and, without using your hands, pass it to your teammate's neck. As soon as Vicki shouts "Go!" Renessa is willingly sexually assaulted by a complete stranger.

Rebecca wonders how she got roped into these reindeer games and says, "They don't pay me enough for this." Oh honey, that train left the station three years ago.

Flanked by two other contestants, Rebecca waits for the orange to make its way to her. Whatever went wrong with Rebecca's turn went wrong quickly. The last time these nice ladies rubbed against someone as lithe and young as Rebecca, a gallon of milk cost a dollar.

I have to go to my Happy Place now.

While my corneas try to recover, everyone prepares for the next game, Lesbian Balloon Popping. Or as I like to call it, Acceptable Public Humping.

Holding her egg-like balloon gingerly off the ground between her legs, Rebecca waddles toward her waiting mate in this edited scene from March of the Penguins, released by Wolfe Video.

Rebecca finally gets to the end of the pool, where she and an enthusiastic woman try in vain to pop the balloon. Or make a baby. It's all very confusing.

Rebecca: I looked like a little stick on top of this big woman. And she's trying to pop it. And she's, like, thrusting me, and it was slipping … I was having an out-of-body experience, to be honest with you.

Like that's never happened to you before.