"Exes & Ohs" Recaps: Episode 1.1 "There Must Be Rules"

Kris with a K (Angela Featherstone) — Raised in Vermont by maple syrup-smoking hippies, Kris is perpetually happy, expansively giving and, OK, a little ditzy. Kris fulfills her passion for animals by running an online pup supply business and taking in strays. The only thing Kris loves more than animals is her partner, Chris.

Chris with a C (Megan Cavanagh) — Chris is a former corporate exec who left it all behind to sell doggie accessories with her girlfriend, Kris. With a mind for business and a heart full of love and patience, Chris is perfect for Kris. Saying your own name in bed must feel kind of weird, though.

Crutch (Heather Matarazzo) — If being tone deaf hasn't stopped baby dyke Crutch from pursuing her dreams of rock and roll stardom, than writing awful songs about pet adoption isn't going to, either. When she's not working her shift as a coffee barista, the grrl rocker is searching for her place in the world and a reason to grow up. So far, no luck.

A good reason to avoid the gym — We open with a scene in a women's locker room at the gym. There are half-naked women everywhere. I like this show already. Jennifer and her BFF Sam are talking about Sam's most recent conquest: a woman who's pierced down there. Jennifer doesn't want to hear the gory details. I do, but nobody asked me.