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Review of "Curl Girls"

The "Curl Girls" castVanessaMelissa, Gingi, and Michele

In reality TV, a few things are always required: hot girls, preferably wearing bikinis; emotional drama that viewers can roll their eyes at in order to feel superior; and competition. Curl Girls, the new six-episode reality series about a group of lesbian and bisexual surfers from Logo, AfterEllen.com's parent company, seems to fit the bill — in theory.

Unfortunately, despite slick, MTV-style production (or perhaps because of it), Curl Girls falls short. The six cast members are either forgettable or annoying, the drama can be so high-strung that it becomes tedious rather than juicy, and the competition — a surfing fundraiser — is too staged for this group of mellow surfer chicks.

The series is based on a one-hour documentary of the same name that aired on Logo in 2005. Only Erin, a 29-year-old attorney, and Vanessa, a 33-year-old clothing designer, have returned for the series. Erin is so low-key and rational that she quickly disappears into the background. Vanessa, a gangling tomboy prone to wearing knee-high athletic tube socks, tries to shock people by running around topless.

They are joined by 33-year-old art director Michele, who declares, "I'm a soul surfer and I surf to leave the world behind," thereby quickly establishing herself as the spiritual center of the show. Melissa, a 29-year-old sales manager with a shock of platinum hair who drives an immense pickup truck, is in a troubled, highly dramatic relationship with 23-year-old Jessica, an executive human resources coordinator who describes herself as a "badass."

Rounding out the group is 25-year-old beginning surfer Gingi, who says, "If I could get paid for flirting, I'd be a rich woman." Gingi, who brings a bit of sultry swagger along with an intricately tattooed back, is clearly supposed to be the hottie of the group, and she mostly succeeds. She is, in fact, the most interesting character of the bunch, who are generally attractive, fit women. (And thankfully, none of them have the plastic bodies of many female reality show characters.)

Because both Gingi and Vanessa are fashion designers, the two are immediately positioned for a potential romantic connection. That connection fizzles out as soon as Vanessa discovers that Gingi is bisexual.

"I'm not gonna hate ya, but I'm not gonna date ya, you know?" Vanessa says flippantly to Gingi, who appears honestly discomfited at being presented with biphobia on a reality series produced by an LGBT cable channel. That moment may be one of the least staged in the series' first two episodes.

The other romantic connection that the series focuses on is the on-again, off-again relationship between Melissa and Jessica, who have been dating for about nine months. But though Melissa wants a committed relationship, Jessica does not, and she expressed her reluctance to settle down by kissing another woman and then lying about it.

Much of the first two episodes concern Melissa and Jessica's relationship woes, and even the other cast members seem to rapidly tire of their processing — particularly Jessica's self-absorbed theorizing. "Yada yada yada, drama drama drama," says Vanessa sarcastically in a confessional interview. Given that each episode is only 22 minutes long (without commercials), the fact that this viewer also found it tiresome doesn't bode well for the rest of the series.

In order to create another source of dramatic tension, the six women divide into two teams — led by Erin and Michele, who are the only ones who have much experience in surfing — to compete against each other. The competition is obviously staged in order to drive the show forward, something that isn't unexpected in a reality series, but could have been done much more subtly.

A competition would logically seem to be a good idea, allowing the women to act out their personal issues in the context of a sport — not to mention provide even more opportunities for them to wear bikinis — but after viewing the first two episodes, it's not clear if it's going to work. The six women repeatedly declare that they're highly competitive, but they seem quite casual about their surfing expertise and appear to lack the motivation to improve.

Being staged isn't necessarily a problem on reality TV, but even manufactured drama won't work if the players won't play.

Ultimately, that is the real problem with Curl Girls. The fact that it is the first reality series with an all lesbian and bisexual cast makes it a welcome addition to the summer television lineup, but that positive point doesn't make up for its stale story lines.

In 2007, after decades of reality TV, the genre needs to push itself to be interesting. That requires characters who are willing to become larger than life, not women who seem like mostly average, normal girls. Jessica's annoying self-importance doesn't make her fun to watch; it makes you change the channel.

Go here for more on Curl Girls, including videos and photos, or download the first episode for free on iTunes.

lumbum03's picture

Not too bad!

I actually just watch the curl girls episode and I must say it wasn't that bad... I don't know if the season will be that great, but I'm sure that it will have some descent moments.  I think I might just watch it because even though Jessic'a attitude is somewhat annoying, she is really hot!!
SMURF 24's picture

IT IS PRETTY GOOD...

i watched the show too.... it isnt as bad as you say it is.... actually it isnt bad at all... it is actually quite good... the hott chicks are a plus... but it has a dramatic/reality edge that makes want to keep watching it... and did i mention HOTT SURFER CHICKS!
pussywillow's picture

surfer chicks

1. Props to Melinda and AE for criticising a show that is produced by AE's owner. It isn't often you see that sort of objectivity in the mainstream media these days, so well done you.

2. Lesbian surfer chicks?!! Where do I sign up???

Love Pussy xx

zoie's picture

a bit staged but still enjoyed it

just finished downloading the first episode and agree that the episode feels staged most of the time---but i still enjoyed the 22 minutes and getting a chance to learn more about these surfers. it might not be the best surfing ( two are even beginners) to watch but as the poster wrote above: 'lesbian surfer chicks? where do I sign up?'---- so while i agree with Malinda and think the storyline isn't the most engaging, i think the topic itself is going to be enough to carry the show. p.s. and yes, i agree: many props to Malinda for speaking her mind about a show produced by AE's owner---
dvsbabygurl's picture

Hopeful

I watched the iTunes episode which, by the way, is great because it has no commercials… but back on topic, the first episode is usually boring because it’s an introduction to all the characters and the storyline. (Like all the intro class you have to take in college haha) As for long run, I feel that the characters still have substance to share and not just making out and mediocre surfing. I still have hope that within the six episodes we can see what these girls really are about.  

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Emmanescence's picture

Rahaha I thought it was

Rahaha

I thought it was scripted and made to look like a reality show.

I have to watch it again. Actually...maybe not....

once is FINE. 

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maggieyeahis's picture

Not Bad

It's just like every other reality show, where you are gonna have those episodes of being like wtf or this sucks. The hills is that way at times, but sometimes they have great episodes. SO hopefully the next episode will be better. Is it just me or was that Gingi and Jessica making out at one point in the preview for the rest of this season? 
ABBAGirl's picture

curl girls is actually pretty good . . .

hate to admit it, but i kinda like it.  typical absolute trash!  yet a bit too absorbing for my own good -- a guilty pleasure!

i've already picked my enemy: jessica (am i getting her name right??  the trashy brunette who kissed another girl and ruined her relationship with the fake-blond one?)  ugh!  don't like her 'tude, her looks, and my sense of her tendency to lie and manipulate. 

grrr! 

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CaliSky3's picture

Darn Logo

I don't get Logo anyway, so I guess I'll spare myself. -Rachel
Nathiest's picture

give it a season shot

Most jonra TV shows get better after their first season. Thats about all I can stay, I have yet to see the show.

-Nathiest

antifreeze13's picture

my problem with this show,

my problem with this show, is that being a surfer my self i was looking forward to seeing some girls surfing, which isnt shown enough on tv, but these girls don't actually appear to be able to surf, but maybe thats just me.
samantha ydrogo's picture

i liked it

i just saw it tonite and umm its alrite it did get sorta boring but over all i liked it

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Shele's picture

An all lesbian cast isn't a bad thing.

Hey, I'm not into surfing, but I am into any show that not only has a cast of women who are all lesbians or bisexual, but unlike the L word, they are the real thing and not just actresses who are pretending to be lesbians.

And, I think Michele is hot, so I'm gonna watch it as long as it's on.

Lady Feminist (sometimes a lady, always a feminist)

Shele's picture

An all lesbian cast isn't a bad thing.

Hey, I'm not into surfing, but I am into any show that not only has a cast of women who are all lesbians or bisexual, but unlike the L word, they are the real thing and not just actresses who are pretending to be lesbians.

And, I think Michele is hot, so I'm gonna watch it as long as it's on.

Lady Feminist (sometimes a lady, always a feminist)

berthapjones's picture

wah wah wah

i don't have logo, but i have a surfboard!!!  y'all should try it!  i'm outa here..xx, ooh 

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rideordiestud19's picture

i objecct

i love the show i think its awesome and say what u want about jessica but shes the sexiest woman on that show and id give anything to be off/on with her lol i love the show i think its great and they should keep it going year long

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