Sue Sylvester, Glee
Why Not: Because her pet name for you would be, “Mentally-ill ginger pygmy with eyes like a bush baby.”
Wilhelmina Slater, Ugly Betty
Why Not: Because Lying, Cheating & Stealing is what she does for breakfast. And you’d probably have to iron your pajamas to be allowed into bed with her.
Cristina Yang and Meredith Grey, Grey’s Anatomy
Why Not: Because they’re in love with each other. Obviously.
Why Not: Because no matter how many times she promises to reform from her life of crime, no matter how badly she wants to do it, being an archnemesis is in her blood.
Why Not: Because she is an evil alien lizard queen. Also, I don’t think she’s vegan.