25 TV Characters You Should Not Date

 
 

Vanessa Abrams, Gossip Girl

Why Not: Because it will start with creeping through your bedroom window in the dead of night and turn into drugging your ex-girlfriend and framing her for terrorism.

Jenna Maroney, 30 Rock

Why Not: Because you’ll always be a non-famous to her. And because she’ll never know how to use the Internet.

Ellie Torres, Cougar Town

Why Not: Because her idea of a fun afternoon is seeing how many times she can make you cry. 

Nancy Botwin, Weeds

Why Not: Because first it’s weed, and then it’s extortion, and then it’s murder. The brownies would be good. The homicide would not.

Kalinda Sharma, The Good Wife

Why Not: Because an international woman of mystery is sexy as hell, until she’s destroying your car with her infamous baseball bat.

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