Can you even imagine the shenanigans Kelly Kapoor gets up to when she’s not "working" at Dunder-Mifflin? I want to see them all. And think about the dialogue bubbles! She doesn’t talk trash; she talks smack. They’re totally different.
She’s going to be on your ass every second of every day — until Monday. Because that’s when she goes home. And you know what else? If there was a Phoebe Buffay comic book, you would totally hear every line in her Phoebe voice.
Vicki Vale, vick va Vicki Vale.